Why isn’t Gru considered a tumblr sexyman

No, seriously. He meets all of the requirements. Tall, not conventionally attractive, a villain (at least initially), skinny and white.

Do you deny him the privilege because he’s a loving father with three daughters? Because of his difficult-to-place accent? Because his unconventional attractiveness doesn’t line up with your own skewed vision? Or simply because he would be crappy in a coffee shop au?

Are you all just cowards?

Let Gru be a tumblr sexyman. He deserves it more than any iteration of the Onceler ever would

I need the Secret Magic Control Agency fandom to be alive

Please !!!!

for all the people who followed this blog

thank you for your consideration and interest in my art, its been two great years, I met a lot of new artists and people to look foward to and improved my art a lot, I’m really thankful I managed to pursue my dream to draw and share the shit I do.

Safe mode was the first blow (and which made me start this side blog) but this was the coup de grâce; even if this blog survives somehow, im not returning, as I’ll not support a site that endorses censorship and sexual repression because of its bad management

so long and thanks for the fish

-Molotera

heres all the drawings i posted on this account

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keeping this account for regular stuff anyway

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i feel like we need to acknowledge the TRUE monsterfucker this christmas season:

*Hey macarena playing*

hey this blogs dead

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

When you broke but you woke

Wait… Guys what?

Is this what you guys think it means when GMO comes up in conversation?

Do you know what else is a GMO?

Dogs. Literally ALL dogs have had their genetics modified to make them more docile, loyal, trusting, energetic, obedient ect.

Ears of corn used to be the size of your thumb. Through selective ‘breeding’ we chose the strains of corn that were the biggest, fastest growing, most resilient ect. Ect.

THAT is a GMO. I don’t know where the idea that genetic modification meant they’re injecting your food stuffs with chemicals to change its DNA. That’s not how it works.

However, they ARE spraying your veggies with pesticides and that is something you should be worried about.

Companies like Monsanto are evil. But not because they are breeding crops to feed more people. But because they’re monopolizing the farming market, sueing farmers who share a geographic area and have some of the same strains of crops in their fields because of unavoidable cross pollination and lying about their business practices.

This is Normal Borlaug. In 1942 he received his Ph. D in plant pathology and genetics. In Mexico, he developed semi-dwarf, high-yield, disease resistant varieties of wheat. A genetically modified food. He introduced these to Mexico, Pakistan and India, resulting in double the wheat yields in a 5 year span. In 1970, Borlaug was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for saving one billion lives from starvation, and contributing to world peace through increasing the world food supply.

Genetically modified food is great.

This, a thousand fucking times this. Privilege is spouting and spreading pseudo-science bullshit you saw on your Facebook feed or on Twitter because unlike people in drought and famine prone areas of the world, you have the option to do just that. Those other parts of the world that don’t have the benefit of a food surplus and can’t pick and choose what they eat depend on GMOs to not die of starvation or watch their children waste away. I despise Monsanto as much as the next person and if they ever go out of business, I’ll be the first to dance a jig, but condemning GMOs just because one megacorp is a pile of shitbags is beyond idiotic. If scientists can create new strains of seeds that can withstand disease, pests, all while yielding more foodstuff, then we should be throwing our support behind them.

Also, “They are feeding us chemicals!” is a fundamentally ridiculous statement. 

Why? 

As a chemist, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: 

Everything is chemicals.

GMO scaremongering is second only to vaccine scaremongering

I always laugh when people say “there are chemicals in my food!” because buddy…. you are chemicals. People are literally made of organic compounds, which are… chemical compounds with carbon in ‘em. YOU ARE THE CHEMICALS

Chemicals in my me?

Everything is chemicals 

I blew my mother’s mind with this once.  She’s a chemtrail, total tin-hatter, and couldn’t believe that I eat Miracle Whip, because “it’s nothing but chemicals.”

So I got on my phone and started reading off a scary list.  It had lots of words followed by “acid”, and a bunch of stuff I had to read very slowly to be able to pronounce. 

It was an apple.  I was reading the chemical composition of an apple, and it goddamn nearly gave her a heart attack from panic.

please educate yourself or perish thank

Are GMOs Good or Bad? Genetic Engineering & Our Food

Not enough people know about Norman Borlaug. He is quite possibly one of the most significant figures of the modern age. Remember that white idiots who think that the earth was made for them this way that say GMOs are dangerous. Much like with stem cells, we can’t let fear mongering shut down one of the most powerful weapons of peace.

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