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PD Suga

@pd-suga / pd-suga.tumblr.com

hello! this is my side blog for writing. Call me writer L.
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sugamon hogwarts!au things

  • they meet in an alcove hidden near a tapestry in one of the corridors off-limits to first-years
  • yoongi deems it a good napping spot
  • he naps there often after double-potions class takes the toll on him
  • little does he know it’s namjoon’s alcove where he studies alone (the library is too noisy with damn hufflepuffs jimin and taehyung whispering not so quietly all the time)
  • namjoon finds him one day and pokes at him with a quill to wake him up (okay in namjoon’s defense he thought the boy was dead)
  • namjoon awkwardly states that it’s his territory 
  • yoongi sighs and apologizes and heads off to find a new hiding spot
  • namjoon suggests they Share
  • now they spend most of their time at the alcove 
  • yoongi naps while namjoon studies and sometimes helps yoongi with his arithmancy homework because yoongi sucks at numerology (”it’s really not that hard, hyung” “shut the fuck up and just help me .. please”)
  • namjoon spends a lot of his time glancing at yoongi while he naps
  • it’s creepy he knows
  • it’s just that yoongi looks so smol and so much like a Saint while he’s asleep
  • (Plus!!! his hands are pillowed under his cheeks and namjoon has to calm himself else he combusts)
  • namjoon inwardly scrEAMS every time yoongi wakes up and he sits up and stretches and he looks like a lil soft cat
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i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

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chekhovsgum

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

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Someone write a soulmate au for this

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naity-sama

Some words to use when writing things:

  • winking
  • clenching
  • pulsing
  • fluttering
  • contracting
  • twitching
  • sucking
  • quivering
  • pulsating
  • throbbing
  • beating
  • thumping
  • thudding
  • pounding
  • humming
  • palpitate
  • vibrate
  • grinding
  • crushing
  • hammering
  • lashing
  • knocking
  • driving
  • thrusting
  • pushing
  • force
  • injecting
  • filling
  • dilate
  • stretching
  • lingering
  • expanding
  • bouncing
  • reaming
  • elongate
  • enlarge
  • unfolding
  • yielding
  • sternly
  • firmly
  • tightly 
  • harshly
  • thoroughly
  • consistently
  • precision
  • accuracy
  • carefully
  • demanding
  • strictly
  • restriction
  • meticulously
  • scrupulously
  • rigorously
  • rim
  • edge
  • lip
  • circle
  • band
  • encircling
  • enclosing
  • surrounding
  • piercing
  • curl
  • lock
  • twist
  • coil
  • spiral
  • whorl
  • dip
  • wet
  • soak
  • madly
  • wildly
  • noisily
  • rowdily
  • rambunctiously
  • decadent
  • degenerate
  • immoral
  • indulgent
  • accept
  • take
  • invite
  • nook
  • indentation
  • niche
  • depression
  • indent
  • depress
  • delay
  • tossing
  • writhing
  • flailing
  • squirming
  • rolling
  • wriggling
  • wiggling
  • thrashing
  • struggling
  • grappling
  • striving
  • straining

Appetite -  craving, demand, gluttony, greed, hunger, inclination, insatiable, longing, lust, passion, ravenousness, relish, taste, thirst, urge, voracity, weakness, willingness, yearning, ardor, dedication, desire, devotion, enthusiasm, excitement, fervor, horny, intensity, keenness, wholeheartedness, zeal

Arouse -  agitate, awaken, electrify, enliven, excite, entice, foment, goad, incite, inflame, instigate, kindle, provoke, rally, rouse, spark, stimulate, stir, thrill, waken, warm, whet, attract, charm, coax, fire up, fuel, heat up, lure, produce, stir up, tantalize, tease, tempt, thrum, torment, wind up, work up

Assault -  attack, advancing, aggressive, assailing, charging, incursion, inundated, invasion, offensive, onset, onslaught, overwhelmed, ruinous, tempestuous, strike, violation, ambush, assail, barrage, bombard, bombardment, crackdown, wound Beautiful -  admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, bewitching, charming, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, exquisite, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, grand, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, stunning, sublime, attractive, beguiling, captivating, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, eye-catching, fetching, fine, fine-looking, good-looking, handsome, inviting, lovely, mesmeric, mesmerizing, pretty, rakish, refined, striking, tantalizing, tempting Brutal -  atrocious, barbarous, bloodthirsty, callous, cruel, feral, ferocious, hard, harsh, heartless, inhuman, merciless, murderous, pitiless, remorseless, rough, rude, ruthless, savage, severe, terrible, unmerciful, vicious, bestial, brute, brutish, cold-blooded, fierce, gory, nasty, rancorous, sadistic, uncompromising, unfeeling, unforgiving, unpitying, violent, wild Burly – able-bodied, athletic, beefy, big, brawny, broad-shouldered, bulky, dense, enormous, great, hard, hardy, hearty, heavily built, heavy, hefty, huge, husky, immense, large, massive, muscular, mighty, outsized, oversized, powerful, powerfully built, prodigious, robust, solid, stalwart, stocky, stout, strapping, strong, strongly built, sturdy, thick, thickset, tough, well-built, well-developed Carnal -  animalistic, bodily, impure, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lustful, physical, prurient, salacious, sensuous, voluptuous, vulgar, wanton, , coarse, crude, dirty, raunchy, rough, unclean Dangerous -  alarming, critical, fatal, formidable, impending, malignant, menacing, mortal, nasty, perilous, precarious, pressing, serious, terrible, threatening, treacherous, urgent, vulnerable, wicked, acute, damaging, deadly, death-defying, deathly, destructive, detrimental, explosive, grave, harmful, hazardous, injurious, lethal, life-threatening, noxious, poisonous, risky, severe, terrifying, toxic, unsafe, unstable, venomous Dark -  atrocious, corrupt, forbidding, foul, infernal, midnight, morbid, ominous, sinful, sinister, somber, threatening, twilight, vile, wicked, abject, alarming, appalling, baleful, bizarre, bleak, bloodcurdling, boding evil, chilling, cold, condemned, creepy, damned, daunting, demented, desolate, dire, dismal, disturbing, doomed, dour, dread, dreary, dusk, eerie, fear, fearsome, frightening, ghastly, ghostly, ghoulish, gloom, gloomy, grave, grim, grisly, gruesome, hair-raising, haunted, hideous, hopeless, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifying, horror, ill-fated, ill-omened, ill-starred, inauspicious, inhospitable, looming, lost, macabre, malice, malignant, menacing, murky, mysterious, night, panic, pessimistic, petrifying, scary, shadows, shadowy, shade, shady, shocking, soul-destroying, sour, spine-chilling, spine-tingling, strange, terrifying, uncanny, unearthly, unlucky, unnatural, unnerving, weird, wretched Delicious - enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy -  delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic -  delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic -  amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp -  catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded  Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger -  appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry -  avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense -  forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid -  damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping Lithe - agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry Moan - beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl Moving -  (exciting,) affecting, effective  arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling Need -  compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain -  ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful -  aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted -  aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile  Pleasurable -  charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent Pleasure -  bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven  Rapacious-  avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering Rapture -  bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid -  adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden -  abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust -  (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback  Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch -  (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap  (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked -  abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe -  agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank 

//MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM OF FINDING THAT RIGHT WORD!!!!!

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yoonmin (bc luv luv luv) & soulmate au where everyone's eye color (like their iris) is gray until they look at their soulmate and their eye color changes to whatever the other person's favorite color is. "why the fuck is your favorite color yellow" LOL

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“Can you guys not?” Yoongi spoke out to his two friends.

“Stop what?” Seokjin asks.

“You and Namjoon can stop eyeing each other for half a second, thanks.”

Namjoon only smiled at his grumpy friend. “Don’t worry hyung, you’ll find your soulmate soon.”

“I can’t believe you can smile like that when your eyes are pink.” He replies back, ignoring the other’s statement.

“Hey! What’s wrong with pink!?” Seokjin says defensively while Namjoon simply shrugs.

“Alright, well, I’m going to work.” The mint haired male states as he stands up, deciding not to answer to Seokjin’s outburst. 

Yoongi makes the short walk toward the music store and quickly slots his card in, greeting Hoseok in the process. He grabs a crate full of cds and begins sorting them out and putting them on the racks. 

The store is quiet and peaceful and Yoongi loves it. He lets himself relax to the music Hoseok is putting on and simply organizing. He doesn’t notice how much time passes when a voice suddenly pulls him out of his trance.

“Hey, can you help me?”

“Yea, what’s-” Yoongi starts as he turns his head, but stops once he notices that the eye’s of the other are slowly turning whiter. 

Yoongi finally decides to focus on the boy’s actual face and can tell that he’s trying to process what’s happening too. 

“Oh shit.” The boy says.

“Yea, shit.” 

“Um,” The boy smiles wide. “I’m Jimin. Nice to meet you.”

Yoongi nods instead of smiling. “Yoongi.” He doesn’t quite know what to say, so he just leaves it at that. Jimin only smiles again before taking out his phone and putting it in front of his face. 

“Woah! I look cool!” 

Jimin observes himself a little more as Yoongi watches. He decides that Jimin is quite cute and a little too energetic, but that was probably to balance his emotionless self out. The boy’s eyes are now barely light gray, almost looking like silver. Jimin looks good, Yoongi can admit it. He loses himself in watching his new found soulmate when he realizes that he doesn’t know his eye color. He quickly pulls out his phone and opens his camera to see.

“Why the fuck is your favorite color yellow?” 

Jimin stops looking at his phone to grin again. Yoongi thinks it’s annoying and too damn pretty. “Cause, it’s happy and bright.”

The other can only stare because, of fucking course. What other color would match his personality and smile? 

“You look cool too, like a werewolf!” Jimin announces. “And I kinda look like a vampire. . oh my god, we’re like a fantasy couple!” 

“We’re not a couple.” 

“Yet.” The other adds in.

Yoongi only shakes his head.

“Could you get off work?” Jimin asks.

“For what?”

“To hang out with me. I want to get to know my soulmate more!” 

Yoongi raises an eyebrow. “I can’t just take off work. The universe may have granted me my partner for life but, it didn’t grant me money for life.”

“Aw, but Yoongi. . .” Jimin whines.

“Yoongi hyung.” He corrects, turning away to stack more cds. He felt a little bad, but it was true. He was a broke collage student that wasn’t going to get rich anytime soon.

“Please hyung. Please!” 

The older turns to reject him again when he’s taken back at the pout that’s being pulled at him. It shouldn’t be effective because Yoongi doesn’t give in to pouts, but it instantly makes him feel worse about saying no. Jimin widens his eyes a little and tilts his head to the side, resembling a sad puppy. 

“Fuck, alright. Fine, you win.” 

Jimin throws his hands up in celebration. “I promise you won’t regret it hyung!” 

Yoongi simply waves him off as he walks off to talk to Hoseok, unknowingly smiling as he does.

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have some more aus

  • there is no more room in the car and the roadtrip is four hours, I hope you don’t mind sitting in my lap au
  • we’re both stuck behind horrible traffic and my car just died, mind if I sit with you au
  • midnight premieres are so fun except I lost my ticket could you please sneak me in the back door au
  • kiss me, my asshole cheating ex is walking this way au
  • holy shit you’ve been shot what the fuck do you mean this isn’t the first time this has happened au
  • found you passed out in the dumpster, covered in glitter, with no memory of last night but you somehow know my name au
  • you tried to catch the pickpocket who stole my wallet but ended up tripping and losing your wallet too au
  • we’re both vigilantes for the same city but everyone thinks we’re the same person and it’s super annoying au 
  • your craigslist ad said you would be my pretend date for christmas if I provided alcohol, when can you get here au
  • the sweaters you hand knit are actually really scratchy but you put a lot of work into them so I wear them all the time au
  • you tried to ‘parkour’ over my car but ended up busting my windshield, you’re lucky you’re cute au
  • found a kitten last night and I already have five cats, please take this little guy off my hands neighbor I’ve only met once au
  • I am a poor college student who may or may not be willing to suck your dick for a passing grade au
  • we both reach for the last chocolate milk gallon I will fight you au
  • it’s finals week and I haven’t slept more than 45 minutes in the past three days, did you know you have a very cute butt au
  • you’re my english prof and, incidentally, my fav porn star au
  • did I see porn on your computer before you closed the tab really fast or am I just really tired au
  • you’re having trouble ordering your meal and I know sign language so I help you out au 
  • everybody thinks we’re fucking bc we’re so close but no homo amirite hahahaaaa… au
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kurohadiana

AU ideas that nobody asked for

  • ‘i have no pockets or gloves to stick my hands in on this cold winter day in the city but you just gave me your mittens to use until i got off the train and shit youre really cute and the gloves are still warm and oh my god were going to the same place shit fuck shit’ au
  •  'i eat way more pastries than i really should because the guy who owns the local bakery is really cute and i dont know how else to talk’ au 
  • ‘i was trying to call my friend to rant about my dog biting my furniture but your number is one digit off and i just spent three minutes ranting about how dumb my dog is to a total stranger, im so so sorry’ au
  • ‘i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back’ au 
  • ‘instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think youre really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now’ au 
  • 'i was trying to pass you a note in class that said i liked you but it got intercepted and now the person that sits next to you thinks i  was trying to give it to them, and oh my god why do you look so upset and disappointed???’ au 
  • 'when i was 13 i told you i liked you the day you moved away and you never gave me an answer and now im 21 and you moved back and now i realize youre still just as cute as you used to be and im STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? so how about that answer’ au
  • 'the guy whos playing the piano at this ritzy hotel at staying at for a business trip is SUPER cute, and im going to die and 'OH SHIT THEIR ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE’ au 
  • 'we live in an apartment complex and i almost burnt down our whole floor cause i was trying to make cupcakes at 3am, sorry’ AU    
  • 'we made a pact that if we were still both single by 30 we would get married and ive basically been ditching every date i get because i have a huge crush on you, im 29 and youre 30 and my birthdays in a couple weeks but oh my god you have a s/o now??? what the fuck???’ au
  • 'i was looking through the posters at walmart and i was staring at the my little pony one for WAY too long but i swear to god im not into that i was thinking about buying it for my little sister, please understand’ au
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AU ideas

  • “the subway train is terribly crowded and you keep bumping my shoulder or stepping on my feet when the train stops and i swear to god i’ll yell at you if you do it one more time -  oh wait you’re hot please carry on” au
  • “yes i am a vet and yes i cure animals but this goldfish is just beyond saving oh no nonO NOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO CRY I’LL FIX HIM I SWEAR!” au
  • “i frequent this supermarket on a daily basis and i keep getting you as my cashier and sometimes you seem pretty out of breath as if you’d just run to the cash register i’m queuing at, and i’m getting a little bit suspicious” au
  • soulmate au where everything you draw on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin and hey i’m doodling little hearts and flowers and sweet messages for you everyday but i never get one back and jFC IS THAT A TATTOO ON MY ARSE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
  • “the bus driver made a sudden stop and i might have accidentally ended up in your lap and you’re terribly cute pls don’t kill me” au
  • “i love singing in the shower and i know your brathroom is next to mine and one day you start joining in and we’re singing a duet and i’m so embarrassed omg” au
  • “this is my first time on a roller coaster and you’re sitting next to me and i don’t know you but i’m fuCKING SCARED CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND PLEASE” au
  • “I’m decorating my house for christmas and i’m trying to put up the christmas lights and i slipped on the ladder and fell and you’re the only one who helped me and wow you have some serious blue eyes” au
  • “my house is next to yours and your bedroom window is facing mine and you have caught me dancing to awkward 90′s songs pls don’t tell anyone” au
  • “we’re at the beach and you have lost your swimming trunks due to a particularly annyoing wave and i swim out to get it for you but you’re not gonna get it back until you agree to go on a date with me” au
  • “we’re both at a karaoke event and you need someone to sing a love song duet with you and i volunteer just for fun and holy shit i think i’m falling in love” au
  • “we’re both attending a convention and i cosplay a dwarf and you cosplay an elf and we start teasing and sassing each other and i might be crushing on you a little goddamnit” au
  • “hey i know we never talked but you’re my neighbour and you have your telly on and the volume really high up and i recognised a line from my favourite movie care to watch it together?” au
  • “there was a mistake made by the employees of the cinema and they sold a seat twice and every other seat is occupied now we’re arguing because we both want to see this movie and wtf are you seriously pulling me down on your lap so we can watch it together” au
  • “i’m at the library trying to study and you flop down on the chair next to me even though there are tons of other unoccupied seats wth man” au
  • “i bought a cardboard cutout of my favourite character and you saw me with it and i blushed but then you invited me over to your house and showed me that you have the same cardboard cutout so i’m guessing we should be friends now” au
  • “i’m the clumsiest human being on this earth and i keep ending up in A&E and somehow always when it’s your shift and i’m getting really embarrassed  noW STOP LAUGHING AT ME IT’S NOT FUNNY (and it hurts when i laugh)” au
  • “you’re next to me at this concert and you keep singing the wrong lyrics and it’s adorable shall we meet up later so i can teach you the right ones” au
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Domestic Yoonkook in which Yoongi is a body piercer and Jungkook is a tattoo artist and they run a shop together.

They live in one of those peaceful neighborhoods where the streets are always clean, the grass is always green and there’s a park with a children’s playground nearby and everything is perfect for raising a kid, which is exactly what they do since Yoongi has a daughter (her mom still thinks that she was a mistake, but Yoongi looks at her and knows that she’s probably the best thing that happened to him; Jungkook coming in the second place there).

The old lady living on the first floor of their building always glares at them with evident disapproval because how it is possible that two very tattooed and pierced men raise a child. But they don’t care because they’re a happy family.

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