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Strawberry Shortcake & Lemon Meringue Cardigans by theycallmelash

those Grannysquare pockets tho! talent

:o

the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

An absolute legend of a madlad

LOLAZO

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

@misshoneywheeler @alittlestardustcaught @rumaan @comma-spice

have a nice day :)

being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck

“Why can’t i jump like that :/“ 

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honestly, being rude in general (especially if the other person didn’t do anything wrong or they didn’t intentionally want to piss you) is a no no

“A boy meets his first kitty, head bonks were had by all.”

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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

i have GREAT news for you

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

They dipped the joker in this

Okay but for real someone is definitely going to make mustard gass and kill themselves and everyone around them holy fuck.