funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead
One time instead of finishing inking a single drawing I straight up applied for and got a new job
Python installed successfully 🐍😎
He's ready to begin computing
the only explanation i can come up with for how obi wan missed anakin’s extremely obvious and up front mental illnesses is that he himself is also wildly depressed and just thinks everyone has to deal with this shit
anakin: i want to fucking die
obi wan: we ALL want to die anakin don’t be so dramatic
losing my MIND
snoopy of the day
she is thriving | THE BEAR SEASON TWO
Honestly, why haven’t I drawn Lady Amalthea before?? Her design is kinda perfect for my art style, tbh.
(Someone, anyone, hire me to draw a poster for The Last Unicorn.) 🦄✨
#thelastunicorn #ladyamalthea #amalthea #petersbeagle #fantasy #fanart #sketch
I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer
2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung
3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)
4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK
5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money
Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.
It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it
yeah okay ill reblog that
Felt like these tags from @emmedoesntdomath should be added
I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
how much is my kitty worth
The big fluffy kitty patiently awaits it's great evaluation! And pleased it shall be, with the incredible sales and deals, this kitty coming in at an incredible $42.81! Heartwarming!
imagine youre a teenager and one day you decide to steal a car because it looks fast and sleek and you want to travel on the road. so you go on a trip in your stolen car and you love it so much that you dedicate your life to the road. you spend your years travelling, visiting new places and picking up hitchhikers, all in the same car you stole, which at this point has become old and run down and needs refurbishing every now and then, but you never replace it because you live in this car now and it's your home. at one point your actual house was demolished and your family members are dead. the people you've hooked up with in your car have broken up with you and gone away. youve changed many times as a person, but your shitty car has stayed the same, the one constant in your hectic life. it's the last one of its model after they stopped manifacturing it: that's how old it is. then one day, your car suddenly breaks down in the middle of the road. you go out to get help and find a lady who weirdly knows all about you. she knows all the places youve been to and the people youve gone there with. as you talk with her more, you begin to realize that, somehow, the soul of your car—the one that's sitting broken outside—has transferred into the body of a human woman. your car is alive and now speaking to you, and she remembers all the moments you two have spent together, every word youve told her when you thought you were alone, every desire and complaint youve expressed to her in the middle of the night. your car is speaking to you, and she tells you that however much you love her, she loves you equally back. that you never really stole her all those years ago because she wanted to travel with you, and she wouldn't change you for anyone else in the world. you speak with your living human car, and you realize that, hey, she's kind of funny actually, and you might be a little bit in love with her, and she might be a little bit in love with you. but the desert you're stuck in is also sentient and evil, so your human car dies in your arms in order for her soul to transfer back into the machine and drive you away. so now you're back on the road with your car the same as always, except now you know she's sentient and maybe has feelings for you, so you sometimes let go of the wheel and let her take you wherever she wants. that's what happened between the doctor and the tardis in that one episode
Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)
(under construction as of May 2024)
I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.
If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)
Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales
Destiny Universe
- You Are the Demon King
- The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)
- Being Villagers
Heroes and Villains
- Therapist for Villains
- Juniper and Discus
- Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)
- Dandelion (A Villain Story)
- You Help Kill Heroes
- You are the Shark Hero
- Mist into a Tempest
- The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero
- No Heroes Here
- The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)
- You are Legacy
- Hero in Title
- Dark Lord's Former Coworker
- One Minute
The Fae:
- You Become Powerful
- Your Friend Takes Your Name
- Larkin and Yvette
- Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)
- Going to the Hill
- The Fae are Free
- When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)
The Chosen One
- The Chosen One's Parents
- Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls
- Amulet to Save Her
- Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)
- The Aftermath of the Chosen One
- Wizards Stole My Brother
- You are the Chosen One's Knight
- The Chosen One is a History Major
- You are the Most Powerful Magic User
- Time Restarts and She Remembers
- Better the Witch than the Kid
Witches
- It Was in a Name
- The Good Witch of Hawthorne
- Berthe the Green Witch
- Cursed Mold (flash fiction)
- Love isn't Enough
- I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication
Devil Deals
Fairytale Retellings
The Gods
Sci-Fi
- Six Red Bulls and Persistence
- The Sound of Silence
- Emmaline and the Apartment
- Humans are Vengeful
- Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)
- Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)
Misc Fantasy
- Wind-Speaker
- Wind-Speaker and Her Wife
- You Will Become
- The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)
- Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)
- Princess Maria and the Dragon
- Princess Maria is Kidnapped
- Immortals are Afraid of Change
- Fiona the Dragon
- A Violently Won War
Meta Stories
- An Abstract Concept
- Narrative Town
- Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph
- Princess Phaedra Breaks
- You are a Horror Movie Villain
Ghost Stories
- Malevolent Spirits
- Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow
- Don't Open the Door
- Grandma's House
- Who Is? (flash fiction)
- A Face (flash fiction)
Misc.
- You Choose Your Fate in Hell
- Time Paradox (flash fiction)
- You are an Assassin
- Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)
- An Exercise in Mary Sue
- She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)
- Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)
- Big Brother
- A Conversation About Anger
- Punching Depression
- Two Sides (flash fiction)
- Immortal Serial Killer in Prison
- Theater Romance (flash fiction)
- The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)
- Different (flash fiction)
CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
Send a character + one or more of these question!
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
10. Could you be best friends with this character?
11. Would you date this character?
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)
16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?
19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
23. Favorite picture of this character?
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!