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I love what you’ve done with your fangs!

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Dropping a new Danny Phantom OC let's do this

It's a ghost horse and its special power is looking like a real horse. It shows up in places horses simply shouldn't be

It doesn't seem distressed in the least but you can't just leave a horse there. So emergency services are called and there's a big to-do to get it to safety but as soon as they catch it, it vanishes.

Every time it comes back, officials are hesitant to bother circling the wagons. But what if it's a real horse somehow (and some ghost keeps appearing/disappearing it to wreak havoc)? They can't leave a horse stranded, that's terrible.

Horse owners in and around Amity Park are out on an emergency contact list. Every time there’s a suspicious horse, authorities ask them if any horses are unaccounted for, or is it that fucking ghost horse again

The ghost horse also seems to just know when Phantom isn't available to expedite the “rescue” (he’s strong enough to carry it, can turn things intangible, etc.).

Anyway, people take to calling it Cotton Eyed Foal because they're always left wondering:

  • Where did it come from?
  • Where did it go?

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ectokelpeigh

When I say “Johnny 13 & Danny: enemies to brothers” here’s Johnny’s POV:

  • Ugh this little hall monitor of a “hero” is soooo annoying right Kitty
  • Apparently he’s wanted by the police again. But for something he didn’t even DO. He let that little circus nerd frame him. He can’t even be wanted right
  • I guess SOMEONE’s gotta show him how it’s done. Here’s how you really mess with authorities, kid, watch and learn
  • Dude has anyone told you you suck at being a ghost? It’s not even fun picking on you. I guess SOMEONE has to teach you so it’s a fair fight
  • Kitty did you hear Walker locked the kid up again?? Who am I supposed to mess with now? The Box Ghost? Lame. Guess I gotta bust my favorite punching bag out now
  • Kitty you’re not gonna believe it. To thank me for busting his sorry ass out of ghost jail (which i did as a PRANK, duh) he stole a bunch of street signs and made them into a collage that says “COPS SUCK ASS”. What a dweeb. No I’m not crying shut up

@yak-leather-whips I recently started watching house, please expand on that second tag

Ah see, it’s a very simple scale that simply measures how similar the actual show is to the show that exists in the minds of tumblr girlies.

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On this end you have Breaking Bad, which has a meme culture almost completely divorced from the actual show. Tumblr’s version of Breaking Bad seems to be about an autistic trans guy and his grandpa at a diner talking about the craziest special interest shit you can imagine. If your only exposure to Breaking Bad was through tumblr, and you decided to watch the show because of it, you would be INCREDIBLY UNPREPARED for what awaited you.

On the other end you have House MD, which according to tumblr is about Dr. Medical Malpractice committing crimes, doing drugs, and psychologically tormenting his gay lover. However, unlike Breaking Bad, this is in fact a 100% accurate portrayal of the show, in which Dr. House commits at least 1 ethics violation per episode, pops pills like candy at least once pers scene, and engages in psychological warfare against literally everyone he encounters, all whilst being in the most mutually toxic gay relationship of all time.

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ectokelpeigh

When I say “Johnny 13 & Danny: enemies to brothers” here’s Johnny’s POV:

  • Ugh this little hall monitor of a “hero” is soooo annoying right Kitty
  • Apparently he’s wanted by the police again. But for something he didn’t even DO. He let that little circus nerd frame him. He can’t even be wanted right
  • I guess SOMEONE’s gotta show him how it’s done. Here’s how you really mess with authorities, kid, watch and learn
  • Dude has anyone told you you suck at being a ghost? It’s not even fun picking on you. I guess SOMEONE has to teach you so it’s a fair fight
  • Kitty did you hear Walker locked the kid up again?? Who am I supposed to mess with now? The Box Ghost? Lame. Guess I gotta bust my favorite punching bag out now
  • Kitty you’re not gonna believe it. To thank me for busting his sorry ass out of ghost jail (which i did as a PRANK, duh) he stole a bunch of street signs and made them into a collage that says “COPS SUCK ASS”. What a dweeb. No I’m not crying shut up

@yak-leather-whips I recently started watching house, please expand on that second tag

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Dannypocalypse this, dannypocalypse that….. it’s like none of you even care about my mom’s birthday 😤😭😔

And happy birthday to this BABY HORFE

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dotsz

please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

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batman-gif

I thought this was one of those joke posts where ppl combine like, the most polarizing pop culture figures together to make something comedically awful sounding for shock value like "Zack Snyder says Chris Pratt will be playing the Onceler in his Snyder cut of the upcoming Lorax remake" and then I remembered that Butch Hartman like . Is actually an authority on Danny Phantom. He made that, I guess. He's such an internet court jester at this point and Danny phantom has been so thoroughly reclaimed by Tumblr artists i actually totally separated them in my head

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spookberry

He's not actually an authority on Danny Phantom, and not just for "death of the author" reasons. He does not own the rights to Danny Phantom, even if he was the one who pitched the original idea. Butch Hartman was the producer, and only wrote a couple of the episodes(episodes that didnt do very well) not to mention he really exaggerates how much of it comes from his creativity. In the grand scheme of the show's production, he contributed very little.

If anything I think artists like Steve Marmel and Stephen Silver should be credited with the creation of DP. They're the ones that made it what it is.

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cookietastic

I think it's both wild and hilarious Butch Hartman’s need for Danny Phantom to be a copy Spiderman’s homework show (compared to everyone else on the team when creating the show) that he even wants to have Tom Holland as Danny Phantom

BH read a single spiderman comic and decided to make it everyone’s problem on the Danny phantom team

The big problem is too that he doesn't even understand spiderman or Peter Parker which is funny cause I feel the worst episodes where when BH wants to go full spiderman/copy spiderman’s HW

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they-bite

one of my favorite things about a glitch in time is that like. okay so for most of the fandom’s conception i think people have generally agreed that vlad cloning danny should’ve been a point of no return on their character dynamic right. that’s seemingly what people tend to glean. i’ve read fics from as early as like 2007 that include vlad going completely off the rails in response to kindred spirits. countless fics from any given phandom era of danny holding the clone thing over vlad’s head like it’s his job and the rent’s due.

and then in a glitch in time we get danny being like is that another goddamn clone. and we see a clone floating in (what i can only assume is) synthetic amniotic fluid. and vlad’s like oh yeah i guess i did leave that there for what was it like five-six months. and they’re all like oh vlad you rapscallion

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Danny: By the time you read this text, I'll be dead. :(

Sam: That's the 4th time you've started a conversation like this in a week.

Tucker: You gotta stop. Please, we're asking so nicely.

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Ageing Dan up was a mistake imo. He should’ve stayed looking like this

Imagine this little goblin burning the world

Instead of a cool, calculated grown-ass adult rubbing Danny’s nose in his clever plans, you’d have Danny vs. an uncanny, unhinged reflection of himself

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