Star Wars Otaku

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

I said what I said!

tsk tsk tsk u really think I wouldn’t fact check before making my indiana Jones shitpost? HMMM?

In a universe where Artemis Fowl got an actually competent movie/tv series, I really think that Peter Capaldi would be a perfect fit for Commander Root. He is great at portraying that abrasive, vulgar, and yet surprisingly caring sort of person, and he can absolutely project his voice in the way that only an overworked and majorly pissed off leader could. His distinct brand of Scottish brogue would certainly fit the character, too.

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forever obsessed with the concept of Coruscant being what only can be described as haunted

its a giant planet with way too long and messed up history. apart from the general thing with overpopulation and pollusion and mutated animals roaming around the lower levels, the whole jedi order couldn't sense sith presence there because the vibes are just that bad

it got everything: ghost of extinct species casually walking around the markets, cryptic messages picked up by comlinks that transmit from the places that cannot be found and are written in languages that have never existed, deep tunnels that appear from thin air and lead nowhere, places and levels that seem infinite and refuse to let out anyone who enters them forcing them walk in circles for hours, every month corrie guard faces the mundane problem of one of them getting possessed during patrol

shirt that says "i went to coruscant and all i got was force related psychological trauma"

fuck it *teenagers your halt*

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

weh

Imagine if Boba had figured out that Palpatine was masterminding the war and came to the conclusion that he was to be blamed for Jango’s death

I just want to see Boba aggressively joining a junior senator program to get close enough to Palpatine to kill him.

As a life long Floridian, I can relate. Snow has forever been out of my grasp.

Several years back while I was living there, there was a report on the news 'snow in 49 of the 50 states' my knee jerk reaction was 'florida screwing it up again' which turned out to be right. Think somehow they got snow in Miami year or so ago, but I'm not totally sure.

I love snow so much. Despite seeing it constantly working on the mountain I'd still some how just stand there and enjoy it. I 100% understand this man's reaction.

"nice to meet you" made me smile even more.

a huge project i’ve been working on all semester!

Star Wars The Clone Wars Poster Collection<3

my dad saw ao3 open on my computer and asked if that was like my writing club and just so you know that's what fanfic writers are now, we're all in the same writing club where we all write about the same media and show each other our little stories and that's kind of cool actually

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

Important information for writers who aren’t British but like to try to sound British in their British-y fanfiction 

“You need tea” - you are having, or just had, a medical emergency. This tea will have like 3 sugars and milk in no matter how you normally take your tea.

When I gave birth they kept bringing me cups of very sweet tea until I drank one

Even when covered in blood and being stitched up

“Do you want a cup of tea?” - this is comfort tea. There’s nothing in particular Wrong persey. But the person offering thinks the person they’re asking Needs Tea.

“Let’s get you some tea.” - there has been or there is an ongoing mental health crisis, often paired with ‘luv’ or ‘poppet’ depending the region of the offerer and age of the offeree.

“What’s for tea?” - not tea. This is food. In the north at least.

U know what? Obi-wan gives off Mom energy. Like that vibe when you can feel it in your bones that they love you so much and disappointing them is genuinely painful.

The negotiator? Yeah 1/4 of those negotiations was him giving sad disappointed eyes at them with hands on hips and they crumble under the sheer weight of their shame.

Anakin was oblivious to obi-wan’s Mom status because Palpatine is an ASS-

Baby Anakin: Obi-wan made me eat vegetables >:(

Palpatine: oh what a shame. A true loving guardian wouldn’t do that. I bet your mother never made you eat vegetables.

Anakin who’s mom would have Totally made him eat his vegetables: YEAH RIGHT???

Order 66 is stopped cuz Obi-wan gets his Mom senses activated before he goes off to defeat Giant cyborg man and he just grabs Cody (for his deadly dad stare that has stopped baby clones in their strides before) to go get Anakin and stop him from doing something stupid.

The 212th gave them the code names Mom and Dad just so they can say “OOOOO MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN” whenever Obi-wan and Cody bicker over battle plans.

*cracks up*

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I would so read this.

@forcearama

Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny

This is great

I think (Maybe? Probably?) I’ve already reblogged this, but it’s so good that one reblog won’t suffice.