"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."

girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all

i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

The lighting under the bridge in Guangzhou, makes it look like a crescent moon in the water! 🌙 By Yier Wang

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That little white dude was like runny eggs give me an upset tummy and proceeded to consume the body fluids of 3 ppl on that table

GLEE moments that had me screaming

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

honeycore moodboard

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though