thank you thesaurus.com, that is absolutely not what i was looking for

I’ll have you know my mother already gave the best possible response to this post, which was “Communion?”

felix!

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

artist rendition of an event that happens nightly

hes like, from tv?

drawn on ms paint hehe!!!

(i actually really really like this)

[ID] A digital colored drawing of Taako, shown from the shoulders up peaking out of the side of the image, holding up a finger with his mouth open as if speaking. Taako is an elf with light brown skin and blond hair in a long braid. He has a gap between his front teeth and is wearing a white collared shirt with a purple robe and a matching purple wizard hat. He has several earrings in, and the background is a light blue. [end ID]

sooo! I have this pl au that I'll maybe draw again later...

if I'll be quick - after the events of lost future flora became descole's apprentice!

she has a reason to do so, of course.

I guess I just want descole to have a daughter figure that won't, uhh, die? and I certainly want more adventures for flora!

Oh how time flies

im fucking comfy. dont fuck with me

zzz

ur local & friendly spirited away soot ⛩🔮✨

happy halloween pt 2 :3c

did u guys know that i love u

Why do people act like not having a crush is unnatural?

Like they gasp and guffaw and think you're lying and continue insisting Like. Come on. It's annoying and hurtful.

One time I was at a church activity and as part of the conversation I just said no I didnt have a crush. Then a church lady literally brought out her phone to show me a bunch of actors and demmanded me to tell her which one I thought was attractive.

My mom has had multipule crush conversations with me, all of which ended in failure until I came out. Now her crush conversations still end in failure.

You're not broken, you arnt an emotionless robot, you are okay.

Okay NSFW but I love ace based humour where the punch line isn’t actually mocking towards the ace person and domestic jongerrymartin brain cannot stop thinking of this scenario where like 

Right so when writing JM and JG I’m used to not having to worry about The Allo Agenda because both of them individually respect Jon so there’s never any sexy content. But with JGM it’s two allos one ace. So I’m imagining like. Gerry and Martin have some kind of an elaborate chart of times where they’re home and Jon isn’t because they don’t want to bother him or something, and I can clearly imagine Gerry nodding severely at the chart and going “Well Martin, we did it. We found the fabled Sexy Times.” 

When Jon finds out he’s obviously like “I wouldn’t have minded?? I would have just sat in the living room and read a book or something, just because I don’t want to be involved doesn’t mean you can’t do what you want in your own home” but he also thinks it’s very sweet of them that they respect his boundaries that much 

RON STAMPLER IS A FAILED CLONE

YES i got some people on bord so now i feel like i can lay this out, thanks @flute-mob​ and @heizehearts​ !

So I put it in the title but it really does make sence to me that Ron Stampler is not a person created under conventional means. I wont beat around the bush I think that Ron was artificialy created to be a direct replica of William Stampler but either a calculation was off, something happened in Rons development process that impacted the result, magic goes wrong, or just anything to make Ron the way he is.

First ill deal with Willy because he is the person related to some of the more crucial evidence to this theory

So what do we know about willy so far (ep 45)?

He 1) Doesnt work well with others 2) Is power driven 3) Is unsettilingly smart and 4) Doesnt want to use (or come off as using) effort to get what he wants, hence the other grand-daddys pretty much working for him, he doesnt ever use his face to work against what he thinks as ‘below him’ because if he were to show effort personally it would be a sign of weakness. Even if it would have given all of them more power to show their faces much sooner.

These things together on its own would (in a world without daddy magic) suggest he would never want a kid. And hardly even a wife!

But he is power driven. And daddy magic is one of the most powerful. Obviously you want to get in on that. Adoption would require having the kid know you wanted it so thats not even a possibility. A co-parent would only be someone who would get in the way of your plans and drag you down, even associating with a pregnant person for 9 months so you can just take the baby and run would be insufferable for him (and likely the partner as well) So? When you want something done right

you do it yourself

wether he creates Ron by science or magic isnt clear, both are possible options. But either way it leads to the same result for the same purpose. The creation of a ‘biological’ child. But kids in general are unpleassing. Just making a kid would leave too many variables up to chance. He needs this kid to be perfect so he can raise it perfectly and with ease. But to know how would require knowlege of the child. And why whould you want to work to learn what your child is like when you can just already know because that child is you

Ron as a person 

From the very begining Ron has been a little less normal. His behavior itself is proof of that. Theres been a running gag that ron doesnt know what sex is, this is a joke but it would make sence if not only did he never get the birds and the bees talk, but if the act itself was never relavent to his creation

Rons relationship with his father is a sad one, but when talking about his dad Ron almost always mentions that his dad wanted Ron to be like him. That his dads expectaions were so high they are unreasonable to be placed on any child. any kid can’t be expected to be just like their parent. But a clone? A clone, it would be so expected that the idea that it would be just like its replica isnt even questioned. Obviously these expectations would be placed on Ron regardless even after he was proven to be his own person because Willy’s an awful human being, but it is slightly more understandable as to why they were put on Ron in the first place.

Maybe Willy thought they could fix it by raising him as one that would become more like him as it grows. But it never worked.  Ron was still Ron no matter how hard Willy may have tried. 

So Willy stopped trying at one point, and seperated himself from his son. His failure. Being absent for most of Rons life .

But it didnt matter that he wasnt a perfect clone, because Willy was now a daddy. He got what he wanted! Sure the results were dissapointing, but he was officially a daddy in the forgoton realms. 

This is where this theory transistions into the one where Willy faked his death. Though I think this theory could go with or without that idea.

So yeah! The more I think about ron the more this theory makes sence to me and the more I am hoping it will be canon because I think its super cool and could possibly blow the reveal that Henry was born in the forgotton realms out of the water! Now watch as it turns out someone else made this theory already and im actually late to the party of the well known ‘Ron’s a clone’ theory!

i’ve never heard of this theory before and honestly my mind is blown :0

also it could help explain why Willy just utterly loathes Ron so much, could this have been himself if he had just a slightly different upbringing? Is Willy fallible and have the potential to be as incompetent as he sees Ron as? No he refuses to acknowledge that anything that is him could produce that, so he believes that the problem must be in Ron himself and that his neglect and harsh raising of him couldn’t have done anything, or at least he tries to convince himself it couldn’t have. After all, Willy’s own dad died and he turned out fine, right? At least Ron’s ‘father’ hasn’t died and been replaced with an annoying uncle that constantly pesters him, Ron should be thriving if he is a true clone of him, he’s created his own ideal environment of growing up to make this clone maybe an even more powerful version of himself but it’s just turned Ron into the way Ron is and Willy just doesn’t understand how that could happen. 

Theyre gonna ace that villain degree i think

Hes a knight in absentia after this alright

Yo I’m not done listening to the episode yet but Travis really isn’t remotely in the area of dicking around huh??? He really did just say “the people and systems you’ve been taught to worship by this Orwellian society are founded on sand and deception but ALSO violent revolution is bound to leave behind some of the groups that are currently most disenfranchised to begin with” and we just let him