intermission? oh boy I can't wait to go get some more food and stretch my le-

who is he.

when overwatch 2 shuts down Winston is gonna pass away. Pretty much the biggest loss of our generation

url change

a saga throughout the years

updating spotify is actually kind of an ordeal

Lanque's theme, "yall know i just do the music right" has been renamed "I Guess I Do Other Stuff Now Too."

January 29, 2024

Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

I hate this website

Like come on dude, you couldn't torture this information out of me

And does the honeybee begrudge the cow its willingness to part with its milk? Our differences enrich our experience of this beautiful world.

"I masturbated with a pepper"

"Wtf"

[Socratean poetry]

I don't need to take this from you tumblr user collaredbottom

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

LIKE THIS

hi. neil cicierega's space monkey mafia but i subbed in you cant fight the homestuck. youre welcome

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

I went to a baseball game and this popped up on the screen and I burst out laughing