seductive-predation
Just laying around, bored to death, wearing a replica of Jhin's mask that has been generated from a manipulation of the shadows.
“Oh, darling... I am beyond flattered...” The Virtuoso traces a digit to the defined features of the true porcelain visage. “But, you’re missing just one thing!”
He then strikes a powerful pose, one aiming to his emphasize his signature. “Presentation!”
Anonymous asked:
Please don't foursake us orphans, Mr. Fourskin Jhin
(high noon Jhin AU)“Mmmm…” The infamous bounty hunter through these wild, unforgiving deserts tips his hat in understanding. The bandanna around his visage keeps his voice low and muffled, strong and gruff with purpose.
He tips his hat in understanding… oh, how could he ever forget the orphans. He lives for them. Their smiles. The… delicious, rainbow coated m&ms. Such a treat. A delectable one too. Even he couldn’t resist and take a few from himself.
“Alright, or–” He remembered that orphans didn’t like being called ‘orphans’… it was basically another really bad word that the writer (me *wink*) is going to avoid right now. “–kiddies. Get over here and eat up. The sun’s going to melt their insides and take away their bright, disorganized colors.”
Damn sun was too hot for the bounty hunter… couldn’t imagine how it felt for the kids. Regardless, the kids demanded m&ms… and it was time to fill their tummies with bliss and joy.
(I love and hate A VERY SPECIFIC ONE OF YOU WHO SENT ME THIS ASK.)
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"...T-Tentacles?"
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Das nut tho 😲
“What are you thankful four?”
“When grace no longer works, blunt usually takes it place... as in blunt traumatic force to the head. Somethings do not deserve time for eloquence.”
Anonymous asked:
Jhin and Evelynn sitting in a tree FUCKING. shut up I'm not good with rhymes.