do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF COUPLES
Smokey Quartz Cosplay: Me - @onlymeemy
This makes me so happy
I hyperventalated. Omfg omfg omfg I think I’m crying omfg thank you so much for this omg. I love seeing black cosplayers and smokey quarts is so important because of how she feels about herself omfgggggg THANK YOU mama😗
i’m so excited i love this cosplay so so muchhh
This is literally perfection
How it’s made makes a How it’s made about How it’s made. Naturally, reality collapses.
When u spend an entire year of ur youth in an alien prison fightin’ for ur life and this child just can’t put the fuckin’ pieces together
I feel like the first 5 seconds of northern down poor is the panic! Equivalent of the g note
okay so at my job we have this big warehouse full of all sorts inventory and it’s always really hard to find anything so for the last year I’ve been casually suggesting my “Warehouse Goblin” plan
which basically entails me moving into the unheated warehouse full-time t live i the rafters and figure out where everything is.
and then when they need something for the store they’ll come in with a food offering, shout out idk like “CAULKING GUNS” and then put the food on the floor and when they come back 30 mins later the food’s gone and the caulking guns will be there.
ideal I’d eventually look like Smigel idk.
Anyway I was telling my boss about this yet again and we just happened to be getting new name tags and he was making mine right after the conversation and the front says my name but the back
today I was working up in the warehouse myself so I was dancing to Jojo openings and I turned around my nametag so the goblin side was displayed bc that was top tier humor to me and when I went back down to the store I forgot and my boss pointed it out and I was like “it’s the little things that get me through the day”
This is comedy gold. Warehouse goblin.
European raven
Turkish raven
North African raven
Himalayan raven
Western (American) raven
AUSTRALIAN RAVEN
look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven
other ravens: caw caw
australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh
it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.
quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”
it sounds like a depressed kazoo.
imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius
john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”
in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”
sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback
because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill
a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.
hey tell me fun facts about pirates
this is everything i could ever want
When ur so shocked by ur friend being a girl that u literally lose a finger
There is a ton of evidence in the show that Lance is a swimmer. Obviously, when he talks about missing Earth, the place he names is a beach.
And of course he pilots Blue, whose powers are enhanced by and related to the water.
But if you think about it, even Lance’s body type is proof that he’s a swimmer.
His muscles are toned, but not particularly defined or beefy. This is common among swimmers or people who exercise in the water.
He’s long and thin–a fantastic advantage in swimming. Long bodies are more streamlined, and the more length you have on you, the further you’ll get when you push off of the wall during a race.
His hair is actually the shortest of any of the paladins. If you spend a lot of time in sea water or the pool, it takes a long time to care for your hair properly so it doesn’t get damaged–and we know Lance takes his skin and hair care very seriously. For swimmers, having shorter hair is just easier (and also keeps it from getting in your eyes when you swim).
But the biggest hint of all is Lance’s wonderful, wonderful shoulders and back.
This is the chest of a swimmer. I should know–I swam a lot as a kid, and my shoulders and upper chest are annoyingly broad. It’s just what happens when you’re using your arms to pull yourself through the water all the time.
I mean, look at that perfect dolphin dive (literally complete with dolphin sound effects.)
Seriously, the man’s a friggin’ fish.
GUYS !! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING BUT I FOUND 25 CLOVERS WITH 4 AND 5 LEAFS IN MY GARDEN IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES!!!
SINCE YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE FOR THE LUCK, THAN I SHALL GIVE THEM TO YOU !!! REBLOG FOR LUCK !
• I become a paramedic. • If I encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they’re about to die, I’ll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap ‘em real hard. • If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they’ll want answers. I’ll be the most haunted person ever. • This means I’ll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. • I’ll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I’ll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. • On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused. • I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it). • Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it’s the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them. • After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. • HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing. • Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. • I, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody’s gettin’ slapped. • Thank you for your time.
What the fuck man
Excuse me, do you have a better idea?
All they said was they would change the world, they never said the change would actually benefit anyone.
When I´ll be dying I demand someone to come and slaop me so I can become a vengenful spirit and piss of my arch enemies by stealing their keys from car
