— Carson McCullers (via bnmxfld)

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

Rude to call me out like that.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Return of the King (6x15)

New York in the rain

Admit it, you need me.

It’s saurons only line at the very end of the book. He screams it while minas morgul collapses.

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

#same

sambucky is literally enemies to friends to lovers excellence and a top tier mcu ship

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

Avengers! Assemble.

#me