Im sorry about the memes

I ordered a Nakia funko and the expected delivery date is the 31st?? T’Challa has to wait a whole month to be with the love of his life wtf

Luck came to T’Challa in late March

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

Being alone with your friends’ parents…

then i fuck my time machine

first i park my time machine

mood

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

this dude: so this whole time i’ve been talking to a porn star?

nev and max:

The Retromini (Retro mini) is a handheld console which can play GB, GBC, GBA and NES Games. At only 103. grams with the battery, it is lightweight and extremely portable. It has L+R triggers for GBA games and includes 508 Games into one convenient player that fits in your pocket, with the potential to hold hundreds more games with its MicroSD slot. It is an ideal choice for entertainment on-the-go. You can find the Retro Mini HERE!

1. Retromini + 8gb TF Card 

I want it so bad

We got one of these to review.. and I dont mean to alarm anyone but there are 6 different SpongeBob games included 😭😂 im re-living my childhood

I’m sold.

You had me at Pokemon

Так видит себя мой кот, когда я с утра не дал ему поесть

“this is how my cat sees himself in the morning before I give him food”

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.

Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.

reblog to save a life

Whenever I see a biker or cyclist without a helmet I can’t help but smh

[images of damaged helmets as a result of accidents, including scrapes, breaks and something penetrating a hardhat]

This Could Have Been Your Head: A Photo Series

Your helmet is the only thing between you and being featured on a horror website

As an EMT please for fucks sake wear your helmet.

This is why Dad always called motorcyclists without helmets “Donorcycles”

Soft™