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J Lo and I have actually been enemies in every life cycle for thousands of years. Every time I see her I get flashbacks to when I was a horseshoe crab and she was a scientist.
same energy
The fact that I’ve never seen this before…I love the predictability of the human mind
We all know Scratch is the best boy 😁 (sorry Gale)
Zodiac series by Rozenn Grosjean
Tea party
fae court
The council to decide your fate
There is another way
By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut
Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
Punjabi but in a southern accent
The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like
Hearing languages in accents they Should Never Be Spoken With both entertains and causes psychological damage.
It hits the same spot that Simlish does in my brain because it sounds like language I should know but it isn’t.
HE'S OUT OF THE BOX. I REPEAT HE'S OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me
the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?
that’s my favorite pizza
that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.
what does this mean?
like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??
how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance?
what does this say about me?
I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this
when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?
i hate you all
THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
What would that make Joey???
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG
Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene
So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
i hate all 126,000 of you
it just keeps getting better and better.
Top quality content on my dash
Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
IT IS BACK AGAIN
good god I wish I can suggest ideas to this but I know jack shit bout this show
Last time I saw this Yami Marik had just been added. Seeing the future additions I have to reblog it this time.
Rejected anthology submission
-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs
My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”
Me: “No that’s junkrat.”
Sister: “His hair is on fire.”
Me: “Yup.”
Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”
Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”
Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?”
Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”
Sister: “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”
ﾟ+｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ
I think we all know how this story goes…
Oh my freakin god I spit out my drink I’m laughing so hard!
my hero
I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job.
Now I can comfortably lol.
god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand
If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.
Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this
I’ve said it before: if scattered trash is a legitimate art installation, then cleaning it up is legitimate performance art and she should also get thousands of dollars for her incisive commentary
Artist: I call this one bold and brash
Cleaning lady: more like belongs in the trash
I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
