Read Between the Lines

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

such rage in such a little body

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

@evilwriter37

shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

Girls r so fucking pretty like shut up and come makeout with me rn

uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while

i've never seen the show

I have. This tracks

nooo aha don't make me say something beautiful and true to you it might impact our friendship forever

I wanna be touched and kissed and groped softly and lovingly by someone who can’t stop giving me all of their affection and love

it was so hot when you rolled that nat 1 for the fifth time in a row. Can we kiss with tongue

i don’t remember posting this

I want to experience a soft love with someone I know my heart’s safe with

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

The number of people in the notes who forgot/didn’t know that ‘hand’ is short for ‘farmhand’ and just assumed that the farmer for some reason had a sapient detached hand is sending me

Okay, Chief, take ‘em away. I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

Clue 1985 dir. Jonathan Lynn

It's really annoying when writers make a lesbian character and don't realise it and give her a romantic plot with a man

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

me again - still alive, and still busy af! enjoy the art i've managed to make recently!

(c) meeblott '23

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

Iconic, what a mood.