Very Poor Posture

percy jackson fans clocking out after a long night of looking for two little italian kids in the background of a casino

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

every maximalismist aesthetics tumblr blogger WISHES they were on the same level as i spy books by walter wick

literally unsurpassed photographer. all of these photos are an angel in of itself

favorite thing about me and my friends playing lethal company is treating it like an actual job

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘

watching the percy jackson show be like

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche

Percy, probably:

Me when talking about the books to new Percy Jackson fans who have only watched the show:

screaming