ALAN RITCHSON as Arthur Blood Drive 1.13 "Finish Line"

The laws of physics don't apply to goats...

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

you're the worst thing (i'm addicted to) Part 5

a john wick x Helen'sSister!Reader fic You are Helen's baby sister. When you meet John Wick at Helen's graveside, he invites you to dinner to celebrate her birthday. Set a few years after the first movie, 2-4 never happened. Use of y/n. Warnings: canon typical violence. Future reference to threat of noncon, (not John! because he's our assassin sweetiepie). Mourning. Smut. Grey areas. Questionable decisions. Sweetheart!John, BAMF!John Depressed!John - If you can handle the movie you should be fine here... PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4

PART 5.

“I really hate this building,” he grouses as you push through the security door without challenge. He sounds grumpy, and it’s almost…cute. You’re not used to having anyone worrying after you like this.

“I’ve never had a problem here,” you try to assure him.

He gives one last hostile look over the street like he expects a horde of marauders to come charging after you. But there’s just streetlights, and the few harmless hipsters who are still out and about on a Friday night. This city never really sleeps.

“Do you at least have protection in your apartment?”

You reckon he doesn’t mean condoms.

nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.

nobody ever taught me the warning signs for drug addiction, only that "it costs lots of money and destroys your life!!!1" which is not helpful if you can't recognize a developing addiction in yourself.

so here's some things to watch out for with recreational drug use:

yes this applies to weed. weed is a drug and you can get addicted to it like any other substance. addiction is not the same as physical dependence; it is psychological and it can happen to anyone. you are not immune to addiction.

Also alcohol.

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Reminder that BetterHelp doesn't give a fuck about their patients and is actually a fucking terrible way to get therapy.

Please find other alternatives for BH because they're ATROCIOUS.

Blow Me Away

Summary: You just discovered that your boyfriend has never had a blowjob before and that’s a travesty. Good thing you’re about to blow his mind.

Pairing: Chubby!Baker Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 3.6K

Warnings: Smut, Oral (m. rec.), Overstimulation, Praise Kink, Bit of Dirty talk.

A/N: Beta’d by the wonderful @late-to-the-party-81 and @cwbucky. Comments and reblogs are golden. 

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This is not what you were expecting him to say when you asked him if you could go down on him, eager to finally taste him.

It doesn’t make sense. 

His softly spoken confession lingering in the air like wisps of smoke. 

You almost don’t believe him. Bucky is many things, but he’s not a liar. 

Which means…

“You’ve never had a blowjob?” Honestly, you don’t mean to sound so astonished, but you can’t help the way the words scrape out of your throat, thick with disbelief and confusion. 

You are, though. 

Surprised. 

Baffled.

Who in the right mind would have this Adonis of a man in their bed and not want to wrap their lips around that gorgeous cock of his?

Naturally, he turns several shades of red when you say that aloud as you pace in front of him. 

“I don’t, it’s not that-” he stammers endearingly, rubbing his hand across the back of his neck. Looking up from his perch on the end of the bed, he cringes, brows cinched together. “Can we forget I said anything? It’s not a big deal and I-” He inhales, nipping at his bottom lip, searching for a way to get out of this conversation. “I can eat you out if you want?” 

There’s a hopeful tint to his baritone voice, not that you notice, your eyes locked on his long, nimble fingers plucking at a wayward thread along the seam of his sweatpants. His very grey sweatpants. Showcasing a large, detailed outline of his pretty cock staring at you. 

I've already seen posts like this but I wanna make another one. to everyone saying things like "can we please bring back [fashion trend] it's so pretty and I want to wear these again", you don't have to wait until a style starts trending to wear it. you are not chained to the social norm of whatever is in ""season"" or ""style"", whatever that means. if you wanna wear an embroidered fantasy cloak everywhere then buy one and wear it there's nothing stopping you except your own cowardice

i have tshirts that i still wear that i have been continuously wearing since the 80s, life is too fucking short to not put the things on your body that you want to have on your body, damn.

Precisely !

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

Jenni's POV:

Gloves = thigh high stockings

Solution: mittens

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

Hands, forearms, same thing

The Walls Have Ears

This is the best Elvis movie in my opinion. Storyline was a little blah, but he looked so good. He’s so funny. The love-lead was so adorable and quirky and not a bombshell. THIS SCENE IS THE BEST! And it’s just so much amazing

The thick chest hair poking out KILLS me