Now, I don’t know if you’ve heard or not but I’m not in a boy band anymore, I’m in a man band now.
finally a monster literally none of you nasties will wanna fuck
I wonder what Jenna Marbles is up to.
T H R I V I N G
steve’s ass:
scott lang:
“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
Tony Hawk is a real one lol
what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop
what my family heard:
god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this
People saying Brie Larson “can’t act” or her acting is “wooden” and that’s why they won’t see Captain Marvel like ??? This woman has won a whole ass Oscar and many other awards?? For her acting??? Just say you hate women and move on
Actress: Doesn’t smile
Men: She ! Doesn’t ! Know ! How ! To ! Act !
anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!
Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling
“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”
“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it
you can’t tell me if peter and miles weren’t stuck together for like 2 more days that peter wouldn’t start calling himself spider-dad
Today’s Gender of the Day is: Decline