RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 13 "The Final Girl(s)"
"It was a plan 20 years in the making. And it worked."
"Now, this is a hammer. Hammers are good for bashing people in the skull and watching them bleed to death, okay?"
"Easily cuts through muscle and bone, and has the added advantage of making sure your victim's final emotion is terror."
"I needed a persona to hide behind while we murdered people and stuff."
'As for me, what I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people want to know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born."
"My butt could launch a thousand ships."
"All killers have a cool costume; Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume."
"Unisex, kind of satanic. But not, like, a giant goat head satanic."
"I think he's dead."
"Stabbing can be pretty dramatic."
"Wait, we're spraying acid on the furniture?"
"Obvi, I was the brains of the operation."
"Your high school transcripts are clearly faked. And I'm guessing you made up your SAT scores, 'cause it's not possible to get one million percent on them."
"I've got a bedazzler back in my room."
"I hope you guys aren't freaked out by my appearance. Or lack of social skills and money."
"Come on. Let's go mingle, babies."
"I've always said that being nice is a really good quality. It could save your life one day."
"Order is restored, as they say. More than restored--reborn."
"I mean, someone had to take all the blame."
"Can we save the shoe?"
"Also, it helps to be completely frickin' insane."
"Because for a plan like this to work, you have to be willing to totally commit."
"I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures."
"This was the price I had to pay if I wanted to get away with murder and pin it all on someone else."
"Because some people don't deserve to just get murdered. They need to be truly punished."
"I didn't do it, I swear!"
"I'm one of the good guys!"
"You bite your own toenails."
"Okay, I am flexible."
"When I fart, I cup it in my hand and smell it."
"Dear god, shut up!"
"Oh, I see where this is going. You're gonna try and pin all of these murders on me so I spend the rest of my life in prison."
"The doctors were able to save my eyeball, and they said that I'm gonna make a full recovery."
"You're the killer!"
"Your entire life story is totally fabricated."
"She definitely was not adopted."
"Wait, I do know! I know where I know you from. You're from that prostate commercial."
"We took her in out of the kindness of our hearts. And also for the tax deduction."
"As soon as she learned to talk, I wanted to disown her."
"Our daughter sucks."
"But, sweetie, you're toxic, and you're bumming us out, so it's time for you to go."
"You can't arrest me-- don't you need, like, a warrant or something from a judge?"
"Wait, you think I'm the killer?"
"Well, just saying you saw something isn't evidence."
"Uh, if you're gonna just continue to accuse everyone, could we at least sit down?"
"I don't have a diners club card! Is diners club still even a thing?"
"I didn't know the oil was boiling!"
"What is your game here?"
"I mean, I am a pillar of this community."
"What better way for you to knock off everyone that you hate, because they're different from you or not as popular or not as pretty, than to murder them one by one?!"
"This is what I like to call first-class entertainment."
"You'll never take me alive!"
"Are these strippers?"
"I just don't understand how you just end it."
"I don't have a choice is what I'm telling you."
"Don't let it end like this."
"It was never gonna work out between us."
"We got too close to the sun, baby. We shined too bright."
"I promise I will never bang anyone the way I banged you."
"What do you mean, "what charity"? Just charity. All proceeds will go to charity."
"My friends are dead! I have nothing left!"
"I wrote up a quick book and became a media sensation."
"Women are better."
"If you think about all of human history, add up the wars and the genocide, all the oppression, the violence, the exploitation, the degradation of the human spirit, what do all those things have in common? Dudes. They have dudes in common, right?"
"It's true, a lot of people had to die to make that happen, but I often catch myself thinking, "you know what? Maybe it was worth it."
"But I suppose money still talks."
"We're gonna make cookies and brownies, and eat them while we talk about our feelings."
"At least some good came out of all of that evil."
"These kids were martyrs for a much bigger cause."
"It's not my fault that all of that happened to me."
"Maybe if I would've had a real dad, my brother wouldn't have turned into such a douche."
"They're dead. And that is your fault."
"I didn't kill any of these kids."
"Are you getting me a car?"
"I think you need your space."
"I was under the impression that I had the inalienable right to a jury of my peers. Look at these hippos. These are not my peers."
"This is a kangaroo court."
"You can't ignore the verdict."
"My dad is super gross rich. Like, disgusting rich. He'll have me out of prison in no time."
"You're going to an asylum."
"You're rude, entitled, narcissistic, racist and insane."
"Your entire defense consisted of you screaming at the jury that you didn't kill anybody and then threatening to kill them if they found you guilty."
"I think I'm ready to show you my ears."
"I love it here! I never want to leave!"