#762 - Wait Let Me Get the Prima Guide

Greetin's cretins! boy am I tired. Been nonstop - literally nonstop - since Thursday night. Aint even had time to answer the smattering of messages I've gotten on my phone. So! If you've messaged me and I've ignored you, it's definitely because of that reason, and not any other reason, like you're just super, duper annoying Dave.

Went kayaking! 10 hours of it! Too many hours. Too many hours to kayak. Too many hours to yak your kay, is what I'm saying. There was a lot of other stuff in there but like, I'm tired of telling the story. Just make up your own story and I'll sign off on it.

Not-Nelyion is here. Man be mad shittin'. He commits war crimes in that bathroom. Then laughs at memes. He laughs while he does this to my toilet. Not a good man.

We got meat! A lotta meat. Went to a Brazilian Steakhouse. Every time they came and asked if he would like some more meat he said yes. Every time. Not once did we turn the little meat thing to "red". I threw in the towel when he was only getting started. I took a nap and woke up and he was still going. I made up a whole other hyperbolic statement and he was still going!

He said I was gonna make a "gobbling that meat" joke in here but I DIDN'T!

Anywhomsoever we've got some nice pages coming up! I like the atmosphere in these. Cool, dark, quiet, peaceful. Nice change of pace. Some breathing room.

Lemme know what you're looking forward to in the comic! If I like it I'll steal it and pretend it was always planned.

ok byyyyyyyyeeeeeee love u

my moth collection

#761 - Press X to Confront Your Past!

PAGE 400!

Howdy all! I have literally nothing to say. We be plugging along them pages and have a pretty good buffer. BUT! I hit a bit of a block / snag so I got halted a bit. Looking to rectify that QUICKLY. You might get some filler pages soon while I buy myself time to think of some things.

I'm going kayaking this weekend! Never been kayaking before. Might die. If that happens, find my parents on Facebook and ask them for my RPG World notes. They're in E:\My Documents\Fun Projects\Hobbies\Webcomics\RPG World FR. From there, piece together 8 years of horrible note taking and plot musings, then squish all that together and just imagine what it could've been like.

Also, like, come to my funeral or something. I PUT THE "FUN" IN FUNERAL! Confetti cannon shoots out of my chest and everything. If my will is followed, anyway.

(I don't have a will.)

But I DO!.... have a way. With words. Buttercup.

Anybody watching Dungeon Meshi? Marcille moved up to Prime Waifu #1 on my list and it's not even close. She may get dethroned one day but for now she lords supreme over the other waifu peasants.

I'm a very sad man.

OH! Nelyion's visiting next week again. He doesn't go by Nelyion anymore though, so. Don't call him that. Call him.... Darlene. That'll probably make him pretty mad! He's gonna be here for threeeeee whole weeks! That's a long time. But hey! Might as well do something different and make memories instead of sitting in my apartment ranking waifus like always, right??

Alright. I'm off. See you after I've kayaked. I hope.

Bad orange

#760 - Stankbutt

Howdy doody to your--… scootie… dootie! idk

I am sick, y'all. I have a cold. I was very excited to work on things and have a weekend, and then I got a cold, and then I was mad that I was too sick to do things.

I like this page! Don't know why. Just something about it.

Atari and I realized we've been drawing Rabble without his tail so now we've got to go back and fix all those. For now just pretend he's tuckin' it in his lil pants.

Umm.. That's all I got! Giving Frieren another chance. I want to like it for some reason.

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

[Image description: a simple silver ring. Instead of a jewel, it has a tiny, functional carpenter’s spirit level. End ID. /]

@randomitemdrop

Item: Ring of Level Checking; the wearer may place their hand on any surface to determine what angle it sits at, or on a creature to determine what level it is.

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

#759 - The Schneider Cut

[NOTE: JIMAGES AVAILABLE ON ACTUAL WEBSITE]

Y'all, I wrote this page title WAAAAAAYYYY before the new Schneider documentary. Does the newfound focus make this better or worse? Uncertain. Leaving as it is! That's called Artistic Integrity, baby.

So yes! New Jimages! RETROACTIVE Jimages! What's that mean? It means I wanted to make them a long time ago, but -didn't-. For reasons! None of them good.

FIND THEM HERE! : https://rpgworld.the-comic.org/comics/221/

They take place directly before PAGE #685, right before we return from a one year hiatus! Explains the gap and why we've got a new Jim. Old Jim (not Old Old Jim) is no longer available, so we needed something else! (I guess Old Old Jim isn't available either, honestly. Somebody track him down so I can fly him out for pages.)

Enjoy! Leave comments! It took about 3 hours to take photos because I was ALL BY MYSELF and each page took about 2 hours to put together and complete. Welcome to art I guess! Hate it. Gonna leave that shit to Atari.

But yeah! Return of Jim! You'll see more of him.

#758 - All Herbs Aside

Greetings!! I am writing this a whole week in advance!! For you see, I will be out of town!! I shall be in…. Orlando!! Doin' a little vacay. Ya boi is vacating, is what I'm saying.

I am currently, as I type this out, watching Frieren. It is boring. I kept seeing it everywhere so I assumed it was good. I am not interested and it has not grabbed me. It appears to have 28 episodes. That is…… too many. I'm going to give it the obligatory 3 episodes and decide from there. But I'm really not feeling it. Nothing happens!! You can't have an anime where nothing happens!! I don't even mean action. I mean they just don't DO anything. They walk around, talk to some people, walk around, talk to some people. Woo! The characters are not even interesting.

BUT! You know what's excellent? Dungeon Meshi. Phenomenal. Cool premise. Fun, likeable characters. Great voice acting. I especially love Marcille and Senshi. Go watch it.

Anyway. That's all I got. Am I having fun in Orlando? No idea! Even I don't know!! We'll find out next week! Maybe!

Yeah that's the face I'd be making too, that guy is AMAZING

The power of positive expectations...

motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how to move in games

#757 - Plum Gone

I had a five hour long working session meeting today. FIVE HOURS! Nothing takes 5 hours!!! Nothing!!! I don't want to have a five hour working session ever again!! It was boring and I was starting to fall asleep at the end!! And I'm tired of staring at spreadsheets!! I used to run anime conventions for a living and now I'm doing 90-Day No Use Reports for phones!! And coordinating recycling pickups!!! That's dumb!!! My only respite is Final Fantasy and writing for RPG World!!!! If it weren't for those I'd run into the woods and disappear!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoomDragon6 is having an episode, please check back next week.]