in my organic chemistry lab drinking all the acetone
"are you wearing the-"
the snoots? yeah i am
GET THEM
one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head
not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
bringing the ancient meme back
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
Fińàncial Harm
My followers are booing and throwing tomatoes at me
This is what it feels like to make a flop post
Girl help I spent 45 minutes editing a picture for a post about flop posts and it flopped
Reblog so she lives forever.
great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly
go white boy
sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you