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David and Patrick + season six
here’s to the rest of our lives i guess
Eddie: Richie: must protecc (ง'̀-‘́)ง
bill hader didn’t have to go that hard but he did it for us gays
I hope no one was bothering you.
That’s a great tactic.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. This was a hobbit-hole and that means good food, a warm hearth, and all the comforts of home.
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david + matteo’s ears
David loves Matteo’s ears. So much so that he can’t stop touching and drawing them. When they’re getting intimate it’s the first thing David goes for, kissing and biting at them and Matteo always giggles uncontrollably when he does it and it’s so cute that David does it more and more often.
When they’re hanging out with the guys he’s always gently petting Matteo’s ears, tugging on them softly whenever Matteo’s acting like a lil brat. And Matteo, who’s such a sucker for touching and affection, always melts further into David.
One day when they’re lying in bed Matteo starts joking that David’s got an ear fetish and it causes endless laughter and ear tugging “I just think they’re cute cute cute” David would say before giving Matteo the tiniest nose kiss that makes Matteo’s own nose scrunch up in delight “they’re like little elf ears.” Which leads to Matteo rolling them over to kiss at any part of David that he can. “You’re so weird, but I love you”
Matteo being so clingy that David starts calling him his little koala bear in private and Matteo loving it so much that he always gets this dumb little dopey smile and hugs David even tighter.
When they’re in public David calls Matteo the usual pet names, like baby, honey sweetheart etc. And one day when they’re hanging out with the boys Matteo does something so adorable that David lets Koala slip out and the boys roast him endlessly, and Matteo flips them off and cuddles closer to David, giving him the most happiest smile. the one that makes David’s heart beat rapidly, because holy shit how can someone look so happy? And he leans down to kiss him, whispering a soft “love you, my little Koala” and the boys roar with lighter but David and Matteo don’t pay any attention because they’re both in their own little world and nothing can bring them down.
#somebody save him