🍕💕Happy Valentine🍕💕 Line Sticker 

Techno came into chat at the end of stream so Phil added this overlay to the outro!

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A cropped screenshot of a text overlay on Phil's stream, partially covering the outro Popza. It reads “subscribe to Technoblade ya fucks”.

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The Penguin Relationship Board

A polycule too advanced for human minds

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic

“Good girl is a big fan of her cooling hut”

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the Decadence……….

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Ive had this saved since last year

No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

New year, same old fool.

fool

fool sandwich

Pity the fool

Happy Easter.

Can't get over the prominence of the story of Abraham sacrificing Isaac in my childhood. Can't get over the prominence of the moral of God above family and friends in my childhood. That always tore me apart.

I remember asking a staff member at my camp “how do you have faith like Abraham, I want to believe I could trust God that much, but I don’t think I could”. I felt so guilty for not fully trusting God.

Yeah, it was pretty wild to go from, “you only need faith as small as a mustard seed,” to “you need to have so much faith that you would kill a family member for god’s shit and giggles.” 

Look y’all I know that’s how that story is taught but literally that is not the moral of the story, Abraham failed that damn test, and I will stand behind this interpretation until I die.

Today on: why I despise the fact I was brought up christian despite my grandparents being jewish

Every time I see shit on how judaism treats issues and stories differently from christianity I feel like I've been sorely cheated. I hate whoever converted my father.

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad

A bop

and the universe said “i love you”

Philza Quotes (bc i love him)

PHILZA: Do you think we’re gonna be fair? This is war, Tommy.

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TOMMY: you’re SELFISH.

PHILZA: and you’re NOT?

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PHILZA: Fuck the government. It ruins good-minded people. Burn it down!

JACKMANIFOLD: Since when was this a Philza thing?

PHILZA: Since I was forced to kill my own son!

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TOMMY: We have to kill the withers, and then we kill the Blade!

PHILZA: Good luck with that! [laughs]

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PHILZA: Things, buildings, they can be replaced! People can't be replaced. I'm not losing anyone else...I'm not losing anyone else. Not to this bullshit.

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PHILZA: Nice little soft reset....on their end of the world.

A Blacksmith’s Dream

I love north american river otters, they're always looking and seeing too.

Pictured: observing

Trying to impress cats and failing is universal 

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It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.