Richard Madden as Leo West in Ibiza (2018)

Today, I just want everyone to be a little grateful that we have archiveofourown.org in our lives.

the reason we are so obsessed with romance and why we consume it at every opportunity is because we’re looking for proof!!!!! we’re desperate for it!!! we just want to know it’s real but we never believe it not fully!!! we see two people madly in love and we swoon but that little voice in our head is always there saying it won’t last!!! by we i mean me this is an autobiographical post

I formally request to be told that I’m cute af and any other nice things

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

fail glass covering our cringe bears

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎🏎

The Phantom of the Opera is so funny if you divorce it from the gothic opera house atmosphere like imagine if there was just some guy living underneath your local DMV and everyone KNOWS he lives down there and he’s demanding $20k a month to stop him from going up there and harassing the clerks

this is so funny i want her to be a republican again for the lols

there are good things left. there are good things coming. there are good things waiting for you. whoever you are, wherever you are, however you are, it can and it will get better.

please be quiet… i’m trying to manifest a truckload of money into my bank account so that i can retire and never have to read an email again