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guy who shaves his pussy but not his legs reported to have referred to this setup as "the devil's tonsure"

Imagine you’re Dracula, enjoying drinking this tasty girl until finally one night you’re like well it’s been fun but she’s pretty much drained I guess it’s time to find another victim and then they just start… filling her back up? I bet he was like holy shit modern medicine is great, what a time to be undead

last name is “down on a brand new Toyota Camry”

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

i can't feel my legs

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real