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Others: I prefer angst over fluff

ME an intellectual: I love both of them

Source: tumblr.com

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erenass

Antis: your ship will never be canon blah blah blah

Me:

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love-sex-and-dubstep

To all the fanfiction writers out there who spends sleepless nights just to update a chapter and who keeps going even if they’re faced with harsh criticism, I wanna say thank you. Also, to all the artists who keep on adding art to the fandom and share their craft without expecting anything in return, thank you. Ya’ll are loved and you guys have no idea what a blessing you are to the fandom! ✨

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overlordfluffy

waitineedaname

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

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topmeladies

Don’t call me out like this

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mbrainspaz

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

mbrainspaz

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.”

wtf dad

mbrainspaz

latest edition: me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine.

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while.

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thoodleoo

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
no wailing allowed at funerals
also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to ~~snoop around~~ get it
if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

dragon-in-a-fez

the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once

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irlpretear

theproblematicblogger

mycaell

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

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irlpretear

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mycaell

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

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cutenessradar

Kid - Ohh no my balloon Cat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a moment Cat - Here’s your balloon kid Kid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me

alternativeblkgal

animals and babies can communicate. 100%

Siamese cats are very social and love to talk (to the point they tend to talk a lot if their human friends are on the phone), it probably brought the balloon down so they can both play together, hence chasing the thread at the end. ;3;

the-gneech

What a good kitty <3

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emanuelee

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.