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Why doesn’t this have more notes, this is classic Looney Tunes comedy. Investing at 911 Notes.

I DON’T CARE THIS HAPPENED TO YOU! IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WHY NOT ME WHY NOT MEEE

Pangur cries until I hold her

YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????

(SOURCE)

"The Stoppables"

How dare you leave these gems in the tags

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

Well, you did name him “Thunder”, so…

I am sorry to announce to all Jimmyhoffathecat fans that on April 1st at 14:00 CST, Pickles followed a trail of breadcrumbs through the forest into a cackling witch’s oven and was cooked into a delicious meal and stew

try it i fucking dare you

FUCK! STOP!!!!!!!

It's a very lazy #CurledFeetsiesFriday

The Beast that Bothers

am help shovel :)

Biblically accurate Falin