The NPC that gives you your quest.
My D&D family is growing! Finally got some love up for rangers, druids, clerics, paladins, and barbarians ❤ Get them as stickers here
These are amazing!
10 out of 10, would eat.
seduce tree
burn tree
Magic tree
research tree
Write about tree
Worship tree
Cache tree
make a meme of the tree
Walk through tree
Shoot tree
Explode tree
Fight tree
Pee on tree!
I just LOVE winter sports
why always meet in tavern for new group?
next time, meet in fantasy coffee shop to get new quests and talk to npcs!
The “Dread Gazebo” is one of those inside jokes that everybody in the D&D/RPG community is supposed to know, but that makes it really hard to actually learn. Everyone references it, but nobody actually tells the original story. I played D&D for years before I got up the nerve to ask why everyone made jokes about gazebos.
Just in case any of my followers my be in the boat. Here’s a link to the original story.
This is Will. He got a bucket of chicken for his birthday.
Convince your party that you ABSOLUTELY MUST GET a chicken bucket of holding
Dear World: I need help.
No. This isn’t an ask for money.
This is a question about what to do with an Alzheimer’s patient who is determined to abuse her family in the province of Ontario, Canada. Please share and like and help. More information below the cut, but please just know we’re doing everything we can.
PLEASE SHARE. IT REALLY WILL HELP.
[Going OOC a moment.
This is a very good friend of mine, so if anyone has any ideas that would help her, please send her a message!
Or reblog!]
Six weeks vs. six months
level 1 vs level 10
imagine a creature like this wandering into your home and invading your kitchen
Run a game where every minion your party faces is just this.
Hundreds of waddling puptatoes.
The Big Bad Evil promised them all treats.
I would legitimately murder my party members if they attempted to harm the dogs. @darklordtaco MURDER
And that is the Big Bad Evil's plan. xD
imagine a creature like this wandering into your home and invading your kitchen
Run a game where every minion your party faces is just this.
Hundreds of waddling puptatoes.
The Big Bad Evil promised them all treats.
A dog sets out on a quest to find out who the good boy is.
I’m sorry about how sad my previous reblog that tagged you was, but I figured you’ll like this one much better.
THIS MUCH BETTER.
Bet it be a long epic where the hero ends up realizing that HE was what he was looking for all along!
HE WAS THE GOOD BOY!!!!
In your spellbook, replace the words creature, monster, person and outsider with “puppy”. This also changes the effect.
WE DID IT!
Now I really do have to decide what to do for it. xD
PRONGLES
They are CRANCHY
prongles are FAVEROTE FUDS
The very definition of “giving puppy eyes”.
open door for me please? [/nat 20 on diplomacy roll!]
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.
not dnd, but still one of my favorite posts ever. xD