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@probablydogrpgideas

"Hi, I am your dungeon master, but you can call me God." Excuse me, I think you misspelled 'Dog'
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genderdice

seduce tree

burn tree

Magic tree

research tree

Write about tree

Worship tree

Cache tree

make a meme of the tree

Walk through tree

Shoot tree

Explode tree

Fight tree

Pee on tree!

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The “Dread Gazebo” is one of those inside jokes that everybody in the D&D/RPG community is supposed to know, but that makes it really hard to actually learn.  Everyone references it, but nobody actually tells the original story.  I played D&D for years before I got up the nerve to ask why everyone made jokes about gazebos.

Just in case any of my followers my be in the boat.  Here’s a link to the original story.

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l-space

Dear World: I need help.

No. This isn’t an ask for money.

This is a question about what to do with an Alzheimer’s patient who is determined to abuse her family in the province of Ontario, Canada. Please share and like and help. More information below the cut, but please just know we’re doing everything we can. 

PLEASE SHARE. IT REALLY WILL HELP. 

[Going OOC a moment.

This is a very good friend of mine, so if anyone has any ideas that would help her, please send her a message!

Or reblog!]

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imagine a creature like this wandering into your home and invading your kitchen

Run a game where every minion your party faces is just this.

Hundreds of waddling puptatoes.

The Big Bad Evil promised them all treats.

I would legitimately murder my party members if they attempted to harm the dogs. @darklordtaco MURDER

And that is the Big Bad Evil's plan. xD

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

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tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

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stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

not dnd, but still one of my favorite posts ever. xD

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