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@kathy-kyle

part time villian, full time badass
adoptive daughter of selina kyle
(aka the coolest kyle sibling)
16 | she/they
mentally unstable and best friends with killer croc
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i need to update this lmao Everyone else has an introduction post so here’s mine

Hello! My name is Kathy Kyle (technically that’s not my last name but that’s a conversation for a different time) I’m 15 and my pronouns are she/they

Once upon a time i broke into a random apartment and it turned out to be home of one Selina Kyle who decided to take me in. I still don’t know why but i do know i’m better off because of it. Now i live just outside the narrows with my turtle and my very large collections random shit. Selina stops by pretty often and sometimes i’ll even stay at Wayne manor so yeah life is pretty good. Nonviolent crime is a well paying profession not to mention my part time job at Jimmy’s mechanic shop.

also penguin if your reading this you still own me that 2k and if you don’t pay up i’ll have to come and get it myself and no one wants that to happen

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@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @florence-wayne-official @youngergrayson @addison-wayne18 @others??? i dropped my phone in a fucking fish tank and i haven’t been able to use it since

it’s been 4 fucking days i finally found my old phone and logged on from there but i swear to god i’m going to lose my shit if i can’t get it fixed

i hate everything

How you dropped the phone into a fish tank?

Taking pictures of fishes

it looked just like the group of fish from finding nemo and i needed proof

The fishes from finding Nemo??? Did you get any snaps???

no cause the phones all corrupt :’(

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@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @florence-wayne-official @youngergrayson @addison-wayne18 @others??? i dropped my phone in a fucking fish tank and i haven’t been able to use it since

it’s been 4 fucking days i finally found my old phone and logged on from there but i swear to god i’m going to lose my shit if i can’t get it fixed

i hate everything

How you dropped the phone into a fish tank?

Taking pictures of fishes

it looked just like the group of fish from finding nemo and i needed proof

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please tell me you guys are also going to gotham academy in the fall I CANNOT afford to be a loner at a rich kid school

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kathy-kyle

i might it depends on if i get arrested for murder or not

arrested for WHAT

well i haven’t done the murder yet but let me tell ya it’s gettin real fuckin close babe

hey as long as you dont murder me i wont judge

nah you’re to cool to kill that’d be a waste of a good bisexual

wow look at you being an ally to the bisexual community <3

i… i’m bi

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please tell me you guys are also going to gotham academy in the fall I CANNOT afford to be a loner at a rich kid school

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kathy-kyle

i might it depends on if i get arrested for murder or not

arrested for WHAT

well i haven’t done the murder yet but let me tell ya it’s gettin real fuckin close babe

hey as long as you dont murder me i wont judge

nah you’re to cool to kill that’d be a waste of a good bisexual

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guys i met a new cat today and he is my FAVORITE THING EVER

I love him so soo much

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please tell me you guys are also going to gotham academy in the fall I CANNOT afford to be a loner at a rich kid school

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kathy-kyle

i might it depends on if i get arrested for murder or not

arrested for WHAT

well i haven’t done the murder yet but let me tell ya it’s gettin real fuckin close babe

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please tell me you guys are also going to gotham academy in the fall I CANNOT afford to be a loner at a rich kid school

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kathy-kyle

i might it depends on if i get arrested for murder or not

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Anonymous asked:

are you single???

if so *clears throat and turns on light up sketchers so i look cool* 𝘏𝘦𝘺

omg

*rolls towards you on my spongebob squarepants heelys*

yes

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kathy-kyle

*panics because i didn’t think it would get this far*

cool

omg omg ok be cool

hey lol

not me not seeing this until the next day :/ lmao

im wheezing

*gets out sunglasses and mic* ladies and gentlemen, another one of my siblings flirting with my friends

i will not be held accountable for my flirty nature

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Anonymous asked:

are you single???

if so *clears throat and turns on light up sketchers so i look cool* 𝘏𝘦𝘺

omg

*rolls towards you on my spongebob squarepants heelys*

yes

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kathy-kyle

*panics because i didn’t think it would get this far*

cool

omg omg ok be cool

hey lol

not me not seeing this until the next day :/ lmao

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OK WHO LEFT A GUN ON MY DOORSTEP

YOU SAID THAT YOU NEEDED TO BE PREPARED FOR LEAVING THE HOUSE!!! I THOUGHT I’D GIVE YOU A ONE UP ON EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CITY?!?

YES BUT WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON IT????

Yeah okay that was not me

THERES BLOOD ON THE FUCKINF WHAT

BLOOD ON THE GUN KEEP UP

I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CAFFIENE FOR THIS MAN,,,,

BUT WHAT THE FUCK????

DON’T QUESTION MY METHODS OF KEEPING MY FRIENDS SAFE!!

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, I DONT, BUT YOU CANNOT KEEP ON DOING THIS

AND THAT TOO WITH BLOOD?????

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kathy-kyle

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING???????

WE FOUND A GUN WITH BLOOD

THIS IS GOTHAM BABE THATS NORMAL

I KNOW, BUT WERE TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO

WELL DID YOU CHECK THE BLOOD FOR PRINTS?

I MAY HAVE TOUCHED THE BLOOD COVERED GUN SO I THINK ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT

BABE!

WHY

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE

RED KOOLAID OR SOMETHING WHO KNEW GUNS HAD BLOOD ON THEM

FOR AN INTP YOU SURE ARE DUMB (said by a fellow INTP)

LISTEN ITS MY DUTY TO BREAK THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL INTPS ARE SMART 

SOME OF US JUST HAVE BURNT OUT GIFTED KID SYNDROME

WELL SOME OF US HAVE TO GET UP IN 3 HOURS SO IM GOING TO SLEEP

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BLODDY GUN

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Anonymous asked:

are you single???

if so *clears throat and turns on light up sketchers so i look cool* 𝘏𝘦𝘺

omg

*rolls towards you on my spongebob squarepants heelys*

yes

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kathy-kyle

*panics because i didn’t think it would get this far*

cool

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OK WHO LEFT A GUN ON MY DOORSTEP

YOU SAID THAT YOU NEEDED TO BE PREPARED FOR LEAVING THE HOUSE!!! I THOUGHT I’D GIVE YOU A ONE UP ON EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CITY?!?

YES BUT WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON IT????

Yeah okay that was not me

THERES BLOOD ON THE FUCKINF WHAT

BLOOD ON THE GUN KEEP UP

I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CAFFIENE FOR THIS MAN,,,,

BUT WHAT THE FUCK????

DON’T QUESTION MY METHODS OF KEEPING MY FRIENDS SAFE!!

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, I DONT, BUT YOU CANNOT KEEP ON DOING THIS

AND THAT TOO WITH BLOOD?????

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kathy-kyle

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING???????

WE FOUND A GUN WITH BLOOD

THIS IS GOTHAM BABE THATS NORMAL

I KNOW, BUT WERE TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO

WELL DID YOU CHECK THE BLOOD FOR PRINTS?

I MAY HAVE TOUCHED THE BLOOD COVERED GUN SO I THINK ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT

BABE!

WHY

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE

RED KOOLAID OR SOMETHING WHO KNEW GUNS HAD BLOOD ON THEM

FOR AN INTP YOU SURE ARE DUMB (said by a fellow INTP)

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