Spying on his new momma.

He’s been renamed Reginald aka Reggie.

So I call him Sir Reginald NPC.

Here be Dragon!

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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No one will know which is it

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

vittoria alla ribellione

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

"Ass hair?"

"All of it, yeah. Top priority, apparently. That's gonna take some doing, but whatever; I'm paid hourly." *shrugs*

My wife is in her late 20s and taking estrogen now. Her body really went "huh????? Time to fire up the Titty Factory now I guess"

As a cis woman, I have toe hair, and it’s quite long

touching grass isn't enough some of you need to experience the magic of live theatre

reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Anyone who's been either A. drunk or B. hungover will tell you that yes, Waffle House employees should absolutely make more money.

or C. has empathy

💜🚨💜 BWOOP BWOOP ATTENTION @CLEOLINDA THERE IS A BABY PALLAS CAT 💜🚨💜

Pallas Cat Kitten is one of my favorite genders. I love the face.

It’s too tiny to be angry yet, it’s just so confused

Been there, cat. Same. 

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D

Ah yes, the wings that I totally intended to draw, creating a symbolic representation of toothless giving hiccup his own wings that totally didn’t happen by accident, and I definitely didn’t realize it because of these tags…

noice

Reminds me of this from civilization 4

What exactly does this mean

it requires fascism what's not clicking here

i’ve never successfully made pancakes ever in my life so im going to liveblog that experience now. #chef ❤️

how tge fuck do i do this

COOKING LIVEBLOG OVER THIS PANCAKE MIX EXPIRED IN APRIL

well actually. counterpoint. mama aint raise no bitch . and i am so houngry

i have a tiny pan so i’m gonna make One Big Cake instead of little ones. let’s see if i can do this without burning my house down or getting food poisoning

measurements are for the weak. it’s Okay if it’s soupy….❤️

this may be the grossest thing i’ve ever made. maybe mixing the batter together with only a butter knife was a bad idea

WHY IS IT BREATHING.

ok it’s mostly solid now. mostly. do i own a spatula

guys should a pancake have hills and valleys like it’s on a children’s geography map

oh. i fucked this thing up bad didn’t i

over the loop of absolute territory - ken ashcorp i can hear my breakfast screaming out for help. oh well❤️

i need you all to understand this quite literally does not constitute as a pancake. it is a pile of slop in a pan. it looks like raw cookie dough covered in spiderwebs

well it’s ok. this is. it’s fine. this is fine guys this is how innovations are made. i’m the first person in the world to make scrambled pancake. It’s Ok

now why does it smell like the inside of a buffalo wild wings

I JUST BURNT MY FINEGR AAUAPQWPW AAAYAUAHHHHGGHHHH

noo….. Noooo thank you i think i’m good. me and god have seen enough

ITS BEEN LIKE 15 MINUTES AND ITS STILL RAW. WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME

this pan can never be used for anything ever again it is lathered in the brown remains of whatever soul this thing had before i made it

my new method is to hydraulic press whatever concoction i’ve made with the spatula as hard as possible in order for it to actually cook. now that’s not to say it’s working at all but it’s the only option i’ve got

burnt myself again i think that’s a sign i need to stop. gordon ramsey is fucking sweating and rolling over in bed right now he can feel what i’m doing to this pancake

it smells like burnt popcorn and broken dreams. it is not cooked at all. it resembles the shape of a small undiscovered third world country. And you’ll never believe where it’s going (in my mouth)

it looks like chernobyl 2 went off in this fucking pan i need to bury it

asked people to rate my pancake. reporting back with results soon

The reviews are in. now time for the taste test❤️

drumroll please

It’s bad ❤️

pancake finished. my left hand won’t stop shaking i’m sure that’s unrelated. anyways time to either scrape the fuck out of this pan or throw it in the back yard

oh no.

goodnight sweet prince

all of you are being so mean to my healthy baby boy in the reblogs. anyways 10 thousand notes and i reveal him to the world

tags from coloredcompulsion:

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

@atinyladybug-daydreams this you? /j

This is 0.6lbs of cranky old man cat who is also 90% fluff by volume.

MRRAAAAGH.

It is now the 2 year anniversary of the day my fluffy idiot son came into my life. Sundew, you are the bestest, dumbest, cat and I love you.

3 years ago I had this kitten in one hand shoving him in the face of any nearby coworker saying 

“Look. Look at this. Is this not the fucking cutest kitten you’ve ever seen?”

And then I went to the foster team, kitten still in hand, to determine if they (please) already had another foster for him because “If he comes home with me he’s probably not going to leave!” Their response was “We are off the clock in 5 minutes, enjoy your new kitten!” …. “Fuck.”

I have few no regrets.

5 years? That’s illegal. My boy cannot be 5 years old already.