Zook Murnig

Thank you for looking for me. I tried those same tags, as well as a few others, but couldn’t turn up anything. I found that same article when I googled it, which as you said, interesting but not quite on target.

I’ll look into the criteria for inventing a new blessing. Again, thank you so much!

Calling a glans piercing a “Prince Albert” is only the tip of the iceberg (so to speak). Pretty soon all the historical nobility will be getting in on the act. Folks will be going around getting Emperor Leopolds and Kaiser Wilhelm IIs, and I have no idea what any of those are, but I’m sure they’re terrifying.

I imagine a Marie Antoinette takes the cake

If you get an Ada Lovelace you’ve got to be prepared to punch a lot of holes.

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

skeletons and chairs and DM suffering

He’s Florida Man.

“Place of Worship”

I’m close to Mecca

@comrade-side-eyes

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

She’s not wrong

They know what they have

I remember selling those things for $2.50, what the hell???

Inflation I’m assuming, you were probably selling them well over a decade ago

They quadrupled in price in less than 15 years, tho.

I remember them being almost $4/box when I was a girl scout almost 20 years ago?

My daughter sells them now, they’re still $4 a box

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