I don't get it either

This is why anime should’ve been left in 2007

How is this real?

What is the number for something stronger than the police

what the fuck did I just watch

oh my god

okay so i legit cried tears of mirth irl while holding my aching ribs this is not a drill, i repeat this is not a drill.

WHAT DID HE DO

Some DA blorbo introductions using this template - all menaces to Thedas 

Smokes

something for vashwood week back in late march

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

keeping all the ingredients separate and then frantically submitting a registration form before i yeet it from a rooftop at the cop car parked across the street

"Excuse me, Officer? I'd like to register these, please"

ohohoogohogohhgghuuuuhhughgu

My friend just. Didn't know where north was???

OP I'm pretty sure "not knowing where north is" is the state of the majority of people. Maybe not a large majority idk but definitely a majority

Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction

Dr. Willie Parker is awesome and this gif set is well-timed on my dash.

Can we please have more of this? Let’s make sure the loudest voices on abortion are those in healthcare, and the women who have, or need them.

The warriors better win tonight or that'll be the last straw in my miserable life

-Second century warlord type post

i just be trying to take cute videos with him on my neck but if my hair is down its a wrap😭

Everyone is tagging this with medusa vibes (which yes, I see it too.)

But she said in her videos that the snake’s name is Simbi/Cymbee (there’s multiple spellings) which is also the word for a type of Pan-African water spirit and are signified more by snakes than by fish.

Visually this video also reminded me about Mami Wata, another African diaspora water spirit, who is depicted with full, natural hair and is always accompanied by a pair of snakes wrapped around her.

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

This is poetry

I am going to collect every bug on the planet katamari style and then launch them into the sun

Hey I have a quick question! How many legs do you have? I just need to check something real quick.

scuttles away

I mean walks

GET IN THE BALL, YOU'RE GOING TO THE SUN

u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands