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Erwin: Baby.
Levi: Fellow associate.
Hanji: If you love milk chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate.
Levi: If you like pickles, but don’t like cucumbers, you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers.
Erwin: If you like roasted chicken, but not raw chicken, you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken.
While you studied the blade
Armin: I studied the blade too, we were classmates.
Jean: Hey bro, do you know if there’s any blade homework due tomorrow?
Mikasa: You didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.
Sasha: You think the teacher will accept late work or-
Eren: Aw man, I’m gonna fail my revenge arc.
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Armin: Oh fuck I have to protect my trans sisters and brothers and others
Armin: [pulls out two swords and just starts swinging]
Hanji: We have fun, don’t we, Eren?
Eren: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Christa [to Ymir]: I love you. Not in a lesbian way. But if you asked me to make out with you, I totally would.
The thrilling trilogy
Friendly reminder that Touya is blonde in the manga.
Armin: Some people give off a vibe like, “do not fuck with me.”
Armin: My vibe is more like, “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Eren: You are so ugly, I’m sorry.
Jean: It’s okay you didn’t choose to be blind.
Jean: You have really great hair.
Mikasa: Thanks, I grow it myself.
Sasha: Why get thinner when you can eat more dinner.
Mike: You know you can die from that, right?
Levi: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.
Erwin: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.
Hanji: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]
Armin: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!
Eren: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Fucking say that next time!