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Calum Trash™

@calumtrashofficial / calumtrashofficial.tumblr.com

Krissy // im probably wheezing bc luke tbh // possibly the birth place of Twin!5sos??// masterlist
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fleshdyke

i actually dont give a shit if hamas did everything and worse that israel accuses them of it still doesn't justify killing 30000 random civilians

this is literally the least radical position you could have btw it's literally just normal fucking morals. every day i live in disbelief that people are saying "it's complicated". there's nothing complicated about saying "killing 30000 civilians including children, journalists, doctors, and human rights officials is bad"

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Can’t believe people are still mad That Freddie Mercury, a bisexual man, fell in love with a woman, and like somehow that ruins the fact that he’s bisexual. Y’all have really got to get over bisexual people being in a relationship with a different gender

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

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anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

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occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

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taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

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greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

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at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

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