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Climb On

@crag-dreams

1981. Rock climbing / indoor bouldering. Cross-training. 3 kids. 2 cats. Austin, TX.
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endreal

The signs as couponers

Aries: fuck coupons
Taurus: clips coupons religiously, forgets coupons when they go to store
Gemini: sometimes uses coupons if it’s for stuff they like
Cancer: saves coupons for other people
Leo: clips all the coupons forever
Virgo: clips coupons and also looks at weekly ads for all the best deals
Libra: gets $68 of groceries, only pays $1.47 and a single frito
Scorpio: sees coupon for cool new product, ends up spending money on something they wouldn’t normally buy/use (but it’s cheaper!)
Sagittarius: tries to use “match competitor’s price” argument to get better deal at store
Capricorn: Super Double Coupon Days or no coupons at all - there is no in between
Aquarius: just waits for sales
Pisces: fucking fish don’t even shop wtf man
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crag-dreams

“fucking fish don’t even shop wtf man” is my new life motto.

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colorofakiss

I think an aquarium day would reset me, I want to stare at sea critters, and take an inordinate amount of time to watch little crabs go about their business

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crag-dreams

Aquariums are my church. God doesn’t exist, but those fish sure do.

#aquarium
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maculategiraffe

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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friend-crow

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

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letmefixthatforyou

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

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