Bong Barbie

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

Halloween is over. Put away your bog witch and get your bog himbos out.

“Bimbo (bog himbo)”

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

me: please do not fear me, i mean you no harm

bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival

me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom

bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us

me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears

bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?

me: tis not my intention-

bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant

me: wait!

bunnies: *disappear into the bushes*

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao

⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️

i disrespect the grind

"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.

(trying not to kill myself) I'm full of so much love and happiness

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

has this one been done yet

every time you leave the house w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

2024 resolution . macaroni cheese

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation