yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight
Pokemon Au
Madara is that Trainer who left age 10 ready to catch all of the best fire type Pokemon, only to find out about the power if a legendary and immidiatly dedicate his life to capturing that power and adding it to his team
Man knows ALL of the legends
He shows up to a new region and is immediately learning about the region’s legendary Pokemon so that he cans tart his journey to finding and capturing them.
childhood friends hikaku and madara. thinking about it
Sent this to @bumblebeekitten and it’s too good not to share.
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Kakashi: I have a fan???
Kakashi: are you ok? Do you need help? Do you need a ✨therapist✨?
does kakashi have a favorite turtle? does he hold them gently in his hands? does he lay in the sun with them? and most importantly, does he hold them so so gently in his hands???? the public needs to know! *tips mic toward you*
i've gotten a few asks about the kakashi turts dynamic, and i can confirm all of the above. he gets along with them well, although they have been banned from his garden at some point
Kks: Pace yourselves. Why don't you hold this and maybe you'll calm down Iruka: Why is.....a turtle in your pocket?? Kks: Why does he keep doing that, gai? [gai laughing] Gai: She's recovering so well!
Please make Gai’s tits bigger <3 as a treat (for kakashi)
We need kurenai for this emergency
Kurenai: Why do you always look better in my clothes Gai: That attitude is why! We're both stunning! Kks: Obscene!
Borumitsu AUgust day 5: Detroit: become human (featuring shikadai because I miss the ghost busters crew)
Hear me out, I just think this works a little TOO well ☝🏻😳
Temari: What are you doing to my child?
Silly comic based on convos from the server ~
Because @edai-crplpnk said there wasn’t enough content of the sand sibs trying to style Shikadai’s hair.
Which Link is Caesar to be stabbed (with fake knives)? Who’s the chain ganging up on (for fun) and why?
My immediate thought was Warriors— he could drape his scarf like a toga, and he’d be nice and dramatic about it, Really ham it up to the point where whoever is watching this production (some Zeldas maybe? Malon? Wind’s grandma and Aryll?) is totally enthralled. Problem is, having several people ganging up on him with knives (even fake ones) might not bring up the greatest memories 😅
So my revised pick would be... Legend. He has the dramatics for the role, I personally think he’s a pretty good actor, and (very probably) knows the hylian equivalent of Latin. He’s the perfect Caesar. Plus if they’re in Legend’s time, then...
Et tu, Ravio?
Ahahah I love this. Even better if Legend REALLY plays it up to balance out whoever is being wooden. Instead of a tragedy it just turns into a dubious comedy.
Ravio yells “advice” from the audience. Wars and Twi start arguing about how fashionable a toga is. Wild tips the fake blood bucket from the rafters too early and not only “Caesar”, but half the senators are doused. Wind declares a new coupe and sets himself up as pirate overlord. He’s rapidly dethroned.
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i follow an account on twitter that just posts htis screencap of crowley every friday and every time i see it im like oh fuck fr? it's friday??? crazy
dude youll never fuckign believe what day it is
holy hsittttttttt
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
this is targeted tumblr content
This is what language is for. Evolution. Ridiculous, wonderful evolution.
This is so good, I'm awake at 3am and glad of it - for this has arrived on my dash like a boss
the "tried to make him the main character" part killed me bc, indeed, caesar is not the main character of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
@suzeranity - OMG 😂😂
“They all did slay”
This is SO DAMN DAMN GOOD. I think Shakespeare would have approved.
Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two or three, and quite a few would be frail with old age, sinking to 8-9 strength. All in all, we can only add a total of +1 damage per round from Brutus.
An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.
Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.
So the Roman senate had a damage-per-round of 66, more than enough to kill Caesar in one round even without factoring in surprise round advantage.
Now THESE are the kind of statistics I wanna see!