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la vie en rose

a collection of things that bring joy

love is stored in the parallel play

“At least nobody’s asked us to dance with them.”

I loved this line so much

LOL He’s obviously been spending too much time with Cullen “other than that, it was fine” Rutherford.

Actually I think this is how they found each other. Rylen came to Kirkwall, and mentally made a sarcastic comment, and then Cullen suddenly said the same thing out loud, and Rylen was like, “I found my spiritual twin!”

Anyway, BioWare, please give ser Rylen some more screen time.

the father, the son and the holy spirit

☁️ suya suya sleeping eeveelutions ✨

oops!

I couldn't resist drawing my boys like this meme 😆

i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to

Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off

How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling

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Followed by a screencap from Star Trek: The Original Series showing Spock raising an eyebrow, it is captioned in all caps, "Fucking Nuts Dude."

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i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

The Complete Leon Timeline

Since there’s a lot of new fans and fans in general that don’t know the timeline, here’s a simplified version of Leon’s timeline in the series spanning all of the games, canon novelizations, and CGI movies.

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My face, when thinking about spring 🙂🙂🙂