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Dante...

@mooserattler / mooserattler.tumblr.com

Dante Powell - I'm a comedian. Let's laugh and hang out and shit. I may be performing near you soon. Come fwm!
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gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516
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pizzaforpresident

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

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gallifreyanprincess

โ€ฆ.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnโ€™t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

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paradoxsocks

No itโ€™s sweet tea you drink it cold

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abbysrwk

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

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yourlocalpsychopath

so i reblogged this from a british person and iโ€™ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  Youโ€™ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Donโ€™t play like youโ€™re some kind of authority.

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starkinglyhandsome

[skeletons ooh-ing]

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uberfaenatic

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesnโ€™t own anything

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dad-monster

except that time we owned most of the world

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dangerbooze
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that-artgirl

If I stop reblogging this, Iโ€™ve gone to the other side.

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that-duck-in-paris

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

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autumnneedstostop

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldnโ€™t*

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brownirisandcurls

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omgโ€ฆ.

Watch "When The Police Drive By..." on YouTube

Some of you have never seen me on stage before.

When I was a kid, I found $100 on my way to the bus one day. I turned it in. I wish I could go back in time and rob old me. That $100 could really come in handy.

I read this right in the middle of planning activity that would be destructive for me. I am gonna take a second, recalibrate, breathe, and refocus. Let's not give in to the temptation, Dante.

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? Iโ€™d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

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skeletor-the-bitch

This picture reminds me of home

Both you and your family size box of honey nut cheerios are lovely sir.

Be looking like a SNAC

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ur-friendly-buddy-fangirl

Thatโ€™s not just a family size Cheerios, it is his family

You are correct! I gave each Cheerio a name!

Thank you, tumblr, for making me the first cereal based viral idiot, and also being a place that taught me enough that I don't worry about getting milkshake ducked. I love you all!!!

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