"La vie est drôle" Life is funny

i dont think you guys understand. we’re gonna lose yahoo answers classics like “if i am bitten by a turtle can we still drink orange juice” if we dont act fast

for reference:

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

Because it is well and truly blessed.

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

meow

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

trying to write a character smarter than you:

I can relate to this so much, like, how the fuck do I make him seem smarter if all in his head is inside mine and I am a complete idiot?

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

Me: *wakes up* Go on

shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was 

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

But they value our lives even less

Ok but look:

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

real gamers are too lazy to play games

real gamers have depression

real gamers cry themselves to sleep at night asking where they went wrong

Y'ALL OK?????

yea sure bro 

he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN