ON HIATUS.

‘  when they  awaken;  the children’s spirits will rise. they will  kill  you. i’ll just walk out in the morning, stepping over  your corpses  one  by  one.  ‘

ind. & sel. william afton/dave miller/ purple guy written by oreo.

‘  when they  awaken;  the children’s spirits will rise. they will  kill  you. i’ll just walk out in the morning, stepping over  your corpses  one  by  one.  ‘

ind. & sel. william afton/dave miller/ purple guy written by oreo.

some slightly nsfw !! 

• “ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 
• “ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 
• “ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 
• “ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 
• “ You need a damn costume. “ 
• “ This is my costume ! “ 
• “ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 
• “ Spooky spaghetti ? “
• “ You look… hot. “ 
• “ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
• “ HOLY FUCK. “ 
• “ You deserved that, asshole. “
• “ Wanna go in first ? “ 
• “ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  
• “ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 
• “ I don’t wanna go ! “ 
• “ You’re fucking with me. “ 
• “ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 
• “ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “
• “ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 
• “ That’s fucking adorable. “ 
• “ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “
• “ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 
• “ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
• “ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 
• “ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 
• “ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 
• “ Come here. “ 
• “ You hear that ?  “ 
• “ That was not my dog. “ 
• “ Did you leave the door open ? “
• “ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 
• “ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 
• “ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 
• “ I don’t like these woods. “ 
• “ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 

ind. zebediah kilgrave from marvel’s jessica jones. written by charlie.

• ❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞
• ❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞
• ❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞
• ❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞
• ❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞
• ❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞
• ❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞
• ❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞ 
• ❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞  
• ❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞
• ❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞
• ❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞
• ❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞
• ❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞
• ❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞
• ❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞
• ❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞
• ❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞
• ❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞
• ❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞
• ❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞ 
• ❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞
• ❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞
• ❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞
• ❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞
• ❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞
• ❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞ 
• ❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck.  ❞
• ❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
• ❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces.  ❞ 
• ❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞
• ❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞
• ❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞
• ❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞
• ❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞
• ❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞
• ❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞
• ❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞
• ❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.  ❞
• ❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞
• ❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞
• ❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞
• ❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞
• ❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞
• ❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞ 
• ❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night.  ❞
• ❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞