aclu: aggressive clown liberation union

johnelliotknits

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Queen

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

Allan Wexler.

Coffee Seeks Its Own Level. 1990. If one person alone lifts his cup, coffee overflows the other three cups. All four people need to coordinate their actions and lift simultaneously. Inspired by the principle “water seeks its own level”. I had been working on a series of projects using basic scientific principles learned in high school as a means to explore architectural issues.    

you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.

We'll always think of you

All born in darkness to

Scare all of these summer days

Until they come this way!

Slowly kiss and hand hold...

Till we all grow old!

Listen I personally am very comforted at the thought that I exist as a result of Julian the janitor imagining me up to be a member of his audience.

the orbiting human circus is like a hug for my brain

people who make fan art of the orbiting human circus how does it feel to be the most talented people on earth

some julian memes for when you’ve had enough

transparent julian from @bonsoirelliot bc i saw your post while stalking the ohc tag

Queer liberals be like “Be Gay, Do Crimes! (but not shoplifting, piracy, lying to cops, blocking traffic, assembling without a permit, punching fascists, being rude on the internet or anything illegal). We can yarn bomb tho!”

brb gotta go milk my creature

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

we should treat women the same way we treat men yes this is my pathetic meow meow i'm gonna shake her violently in a pringles can

We so, so desperately need disheveled, pathetic, ratty, unhinged-but-not-in-a-girlboss-way women in media. Women who are just the worst, schlubbiest bags of garbage you’ve ever seen. Only then can we have feminism