Bro your fangs are gnc af

The Glee Series finale took place in 2020 where Rachel Berry wins a Tony. There are no Tony Awards in 2020. This is a continuity error literally no-one could have predicted. 

president bernie is gonna bring us fat pussy friday just watch 

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

i dont care that im ugly. i just hope bernie sanders wons the preseidnecey

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

being gay be like *compliments dyed hair* *compliments dyed hair* *wishes to be visibly punk* *compliments dyed hair* *yearns* *compliments dyed hair* *wonders if its a crush or good friendship* *compli

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

why do i have to have a gender? why can't i just vibe?

damn. True