mean girls the movie (2004) is obviously super gay and doesn't know it, in the way every teen movie from the 90s and 00s was super gay and didn't know it. that was part of the fun. bring it on. empire records. 10 things i hate about you/lesbian icon patrick verona. but how to explain mean girls the musical (2018), which SHOULD know how gay it is, but somehow DOESN'T
related: the only valid mean girls futurefic to me is when regina george is still an unrepentant maniac. i get that some people enjoy cute character rehabilitation but i am bamboozled by its prevalence in the little stories we tell each other here on the internet. garbage woman representation is also important. regina should be a human adult monster, that's her job. if we must rehabilitate her, i think at BEST we just channel her sociopathy somewhere constructive, like crime. wheres my mean girls nonfiction where janis runs into regina dyeing her hair in a gas station bathroom bc she is faking her own murder and framing her idiot husband about it
you know, regina's "she's channeling her aggression into sports!" arc never really worked for me because regina george's problem isn't JUST aggression and evil, her problem is being about 100 times smarter than everybody else and getting absolutely no joy out of it!!!! to be a hot teen girl is to be told you have power. to be a SMART hot teen girl is to discover that what "power" you have is no currency. it is something people tell you you have so that they can either 1. blame you for things or 2. wriggle into your light. it takes the heat off the people with actual power (ADULTS), and it gives you nothing that lasts!!! "you are the most powerful shark in this inflatable dog pool." wow, thank you so much! this is great! i love having the """power""" to, at best, destroy my own environment and then die to spite you!!! but the only vengeance you can get for this fucking GROSS DECEPTION is on other hapless teens who are no worthy prey and whose pain provides no lasting satisfaction. and that is why i will write a novel where she marries and destroys a thinly-veiled mark zuckerberg analogue