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He's so silly πŸ’• Someone's gonna call CPS πŸ’•

@monstrousparalysis / monstrousparalysis.tumblr.com

Just an awkward little eldritch creature (my eldritch knowledge is that freak shit is fun and incest shipping is epic as hell). My title is stolen from my fren Lucky (@pulchrasilva) because ne say beautiful sentences in our groupchat sometimes πŸ’š
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You see, the problem is that I have galaxy-brained meta thoughts about how both Shilo and Emizel are complex victims of child abuse who hurt other people through behaviors they've picked up because of it, and perfect metaphors for how little power children have to do anything about said abuse (because despite both being young adults, they still lack any support network), and how their relationships with Arthur are both a metaphor for how somebody with no power has to rely on any help they're offered, even if it's from a source with suspicious motives, and a metaphor for how any contact between an unrelated adult and child is seen as suspicious even if the adult has good intentions.

But I can't say them properly, because I do also think that Emizel willingly going with Arthur to a one-bedroom airbnb in a red light district the night he meets him and following instructions to make sure they aren't followed also says something about the way that he's overconfident in his own abilities but also pretty uncaring about what happens to him/willing to take extreme risks as long as something interesting happens, as does the way Arthur fixates on the "purity" of these twins and feels guilty and afraid about being involved with them because he thinks it will hurt them say something about his character, and that is just a little too gross in this podcast that already has on-screen grooming attempts on one of the MCs!

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in this house we stan dionysus!

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

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mikkeneko

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride:Β 

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toskarin

I'll never get over that 4chan post where the guy is trying to erp with his ai girlfriend but is getting annoyed by how often she just says "oh my god!" so he bans the phrase and instead she just starts saying "oh my gods!"

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she got me hypothesising on the witch-cult

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speaking of the scary ocean, in the Salish Sea we have bioluminescence in the summer. It’s not like in movies where the whole sea glows. The microorganisms which cause it only glow when they’re disturbed. On a warm, still night the sea is black until you stick your hand in and shake it around, then it lights up blue.

anyway my friends and I dive at night and it’s really cool to watch someone from above because they look like a celestial being in the water, glowing blue underwater.

what is deeply UNNERVING is when a Very Large creature passes you at some distance, and you know because you see a blue, glowing mass go by and you think well, that’s just not my business.

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We are a mixed-race trans couple working daily and diligently on kawaii-aesthetic designs for tabletop and more! Stickers, magnets, socks, shirts, and other knickknacks, all available via our RedBubble~

We are also open to design requests and suggestions! If there’s something you’re hankering to see us make, let us know :D

Any and all support helps, thank you so much!

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

it went that way πŸ‘‰

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