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Vampire I invented named COUNT IGNAT
He is a nosferatu type guy but he has delusions of grandeur and refuses to be a sewerman. He thinks he’s descended from Dracula and that his busted dilapidated house is a glorious mansion. I am ordering you to love him
the media lies chunky peanut butter is actually so so good
There they are, the two genders.
only a cis deals in absolutes
all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home
Gotta pee but mopped myself onto the couch and now the floors are wet and I can’t reach the bathroom without mopping again but if I did that I’d probably have to pee before the second mopping was dry too
WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
I am architecture
Volcano Manor, elden ring
Congrats OP you’ve adapted equine turnout enrichment theory for humans
any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
Seems like they really like it
Remember these dates. #StudentLoans
#CancelStudentDebt
Min I keep having visions of math story problems in school but they have pronouns in it and if you don't gender the characters correctly you fail automatically
Rowan, Kai, Dave, Soup and Salad are having dinner at a mexican restaurant. Rowan orders the fajitas, Kai orders a fajitas with chips and guac, Salad orders the soup, Soup ordered a plate of tacos with a side salad, and Dave has what the person using they/them ordered and no side.
Salad loves margaritas and talked the table into splitting a pitcher but the person who uses it/its doesn't like alcohol and someone who uses they/them got their own drink.
The person using she/her split the chips with one of two people who use he/him
Soup agreed to pay for dessert and does not use they/them.
The receipt was as follows
FLAN (4) .... $42.00
MARGARITA PTCH .... $40.50
FAJITAS (2) ..... $38.00
TACOS POLLOS (2) .... $35.00
TORTILLA SOUP .... $12.50
MOJITO .... $10.00
GUACAMOLE .... $9.00
SIDE SALAD .... $7.00
CHIPS .... $2.00
Tax was 7.9%. Rowan put the order on her card and tipped 25%.
If everyone pays back Rowan such that each of them only pays for what they ate or drank aside from what was already agreed upon, how much will everyone end up paying and what are everyone's pronouns? Round to the nearest dollar.
Assuming split tax and tip:
Rowan: fajitas and split chips, split margarita, she/her, $46
Kai: fajitas, split chips, guac, split margarita, he/him, $55
Dave: tacos, mojito, they/them, $40
Soup: tacos, side salad, dessert, it/its, $79
Salad: soup, split margarita, he/him, $39
walter white boob check
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Never understood over organized discord channels like I gotta go to #video-games or #style or #advice or #outdoors or #pets what goes in #general then??????
Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you
