elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders
A little fuzzy Skitty kitty! Where did it get so much yarn? :o
Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).
Aliens for Aprilβ¦β¦ why not
Bro please be nice aliens, like, please
WOAHHH thatβs so cool!!!
Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:
Me seeing what actually happens:
Reblogging again for the βApril Aliensβ part
Why not?
Sorry dudes, itβs the Kaguya Cadillac science mission
catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.
βI was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission thatβs mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles awayβ¦β Now THATβS COOL!
wild
151231 β perfect man (for @kimseokjin)
*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*
couldnβtβ¦.you justβ¦.slit their throats while time was frozen?
i had no time
predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:
- itβs called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps
- the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation
- it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family
- either that or itβs some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason
- thereβs an ed sheeran song in it
- the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and itβs portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity
- the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are
- china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didnβt stop the virus from spreading
- i donβt know how the movie ends because weβre still living it
- the ending title card says βdedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19β
- imagine by john lennon is the end credits song
america is doing the exact same thing, βshipper girl.β china is not our enemy oh my god they didnβt fucking bring the virus over on purpose for gods sake
Iβm so tired of westerners thinking China just fucking arrests ppl whenever they do anything. The doctor was never arrested. The doctor was rewarded for whistleblowing and they punished the local official that bungled the response. This accusation of jailing the whistleblower, coming from a country that literally jailed a trans woman whistleblower for blowing the whistle on American military shooting at civilians and journalists, is just pure fucking projection.
There are legitimate issues to talk about with Xiβs China. There were legitimate issues to talk about with Maoβs China, but Westerners always go for the Red Scare/Yellow Peril talking points and never actually look at the material reality.
But also, thereβs speculation that the virus has been in the us even back as far as December
literally the US has been aware of the pandemic status of covid-19 since january. JANUARY. thatβs when we should have started quarantine and shutdown of non-essential services with free testing and guaranteed pay.
Pokemon fusions
βFace from the Middle East...Ass from the West Indiesβ
my goodness
I donβt βzone outβ. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
Last illustration of the DECADE! Thank you to all those that followed along with me, your support means a lot. Happy New Year all!Β
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