person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..

“Your mind 

                                         is a 

                                                                   wonderful place.”

• “I love you. I’m sorry.”
• “I know you don’t feel the same way.”
• “I don’t want to be friends.”
• “Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”
• “How could you pick him/her/them over me?”
• “Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”
• “Just one date. Coffee? Please?”
• “Can we please pretend I never said that?”
• “Friendzoned again.”
• “I want you to be happy, with or without me.”
• “You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”
• “I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”
• “I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”
• “Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”
• “I was there for you when no one else was!”
• “Please don’t tell anyone about this.”
• “Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”
• “I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”
• “Can’t we just give us another chance?”
• “I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”
• “You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”
• “I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”
• “God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”
• “Can I have just one kiss?”
• “Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”
• “I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”
• “I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”
• “When I said I loved you, I meant it.”
• “Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

• “I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”
• “I don’t owe you anything!”
• “We can be friends instead.”
• “I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”
• “If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”
• “I love you, just not in that way.”
• “Thanks so much for understanding.”
• “You’ll find somebody else.”
• “I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”
• “No means no, so stop asking!”
• “I thought you were my friend.”
• “This isn’t a debate. I said no.”
• “I don’t think we’d be compatible.”
• “Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”
• “You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”
• “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”
• “What?!”
• “What are you talking about? You’re married!”
• “You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”
• “You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”
• “I’m flattered, I just don’t…”
• “Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”
• “You were the one that left all those notes for me?”
• “We agreed this was just physical!”
• “There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”
• “I’m sorry, but… no.”

• “I am not ready for them to find out about us!”
• “It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”
• “My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”
• “We’ve got to stop being so careless.”
• “Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”
• “It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”
• “I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”
• “Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”
• “We have to tell them sooner or later.”
• “Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”
• “I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”
• “[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”
• “Are you ashamed of me?”
• “I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”
• “Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”
• “Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”
• “No one can know about us.”
• “Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”
• “People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”
• “I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”
• “You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”
• “It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”
• “Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”
• “Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”
• “I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”
• “I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”
• “Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”
• “But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”
• “This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”
• “Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”
• “If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”
• “Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”
• “Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”
• “Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”
• “When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”
• “I can’t do this anymore.”
• “Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”
• “This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”
• “It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”
• “Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”
• “I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”
• “If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”
• “Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”
• “Dating in secret never works out.”
• “Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”
• “Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

• ✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.
• ✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.
• ★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.
• ✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.
• ☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.
• ☀  Singing them to sleep.
• ☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 
• ☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.
• ✥ Play fighting!
• ❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

• ♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.
• ♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.
• ❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.
• ❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 
• ❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.
• ❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.
• ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.
• ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.
• ￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.
• Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

• ✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.
• ✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.
• ♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.
• ✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.
• ✦  Giving a sensual massage.
• ♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.
• ▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.
• ▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.
• ► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.