Fire burning inside of a tree due to a lightning strike

keebler elf gender reveal party

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

I am duty bound to protect this stuff with my life

Op is deactivated

New rule: no more making extremely specific posts that end up predicting bad futures. No more making vague, cryptic posts that end up coming to pass. No more prophetic posts. Society has progressed past the need for oracles.

a soft october night

An interesting perspective to consider

this 100% true. toxic people are everywhere annoying everyone. learning to cut them off has been such a blessing.

petting a dog and it goes to someone else

the way that all the events in hannibal could have been avoided either if will graham had gone on ratemytherapist.com or if hannibal had gone on grindr

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time: