Gimmie that Iron Maiden setlist!
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok
A dose of Noldorin sass.
A Tolkien Jingle Bells.
[Verse 1]
Dashing through the sand
Setting all the ships alight
Dear gods all that wood
Really burns quite bright
Fingolfin’s screaming now
Feanor is a fraud
Hold up we’re one short
Where the hell is that Amrod?
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
[Verse 2]
An Age or five ago
The gods invented war
And then the Noldorin
Waged war on old Melkor
The Men were poor and weak
To die just seemed their lot
Immortality they would seek
And the Valar got upsot
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
[Verse 3]
An Age or two ago
The story I must tell
With blood the altars flow
And Númenor it fell
Isildur sailed away
On Sauron declared war
He didn’t toss the Ring away
Now Frodo’s in Mordor.
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
[Verse 4]
Now the ground is red
Everyone died young
Can’t hide out in your bed
Or else you’ll be a song
Just get a decent horse
Or better yet a ship
Run away from the armed force
And make sure you don’t trip.
[Chorus]
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
Jingle bells, corpses smell,
Feanor you’re a dick
Fin’s your bro
He didn’t say no
You could’ve sent back a ship!
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Verse 1, Chorus from here. Merry Christmas you lot.
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.
Don’t leave
Happy New Year!
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
Reblog if you're a Rammstein fan I want to follow you!!!!!
I know people probably think this is a touching moment, but Till is just talking about how he doesn’t understand why he can’t piss in public on a tree or something in the US.
New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift
You weren’t supposed to post pictures of me my love, lol.
STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM
JUST GO TO BED
shut the fuck up bitch
oh wait this is my post
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read